june.

I’VE DEALT WITH YOUR ASS LONG ENOUGH I KNOW HOW HE WORKS

* 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦.

* 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵...

* 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪 𝘢𝘭 𝘉𝘪𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢.

not spaghetti?

sure it is. my bro’s special recipe.

heya.

what’s up, king man?

sorry, bro.

i don’t got a butt.

( … )

i think it flaked on me.

( scratching his ass. )

( they finally slow down ... their violent run finally comes to a close ...

... when they look up from catching their breath, sans is beside them again. )

( ...

it's his hardest challenge yet. to not fucking laugh.

they KEEP passing him. repeatedly. he stands and smiles every time. )

( they get away.

...

they keep fucking passing him. )

...

what do i want from you?

( looks behind him.

looks back. )

…

me?

who, me?

( pretends to be innocent. )

( … )

( … )

( hey wait. they’re not moving? )

( there is also nothing there.

this jackass. )

( alas. there is nothing there.

but if you look the proper direction ... )

( ...

taps their opposite shoulder. )

( staring off into the distance.

... is he even awake? )

( looming behind )

june.

YOU'RE SO FUCKING UGLY

( sans is ... scratching his butt. )

⋆ i'll figure this junk out for real tomorrow.

⋆ thanks.

⋆ three of a kind.

⋆ you really gave me a hand with that one.

( foolish child. you walked into his trap. )

( whoopee cushion sound effect. )

⋆ a royal flush.

⋆ wow, bluesky.

⋆ 'cept i don't see a sky. let alone a blue one.

⋆ what a scam.

mun is 22 y/o, she/her.

this account is penned by #ᴊᴜɴᴇ.

i work nights, so i will be active often.

i am taken.

feel free to chat with me anytime, although i am a little bad with dms. ;;

sans. sans the skeleton.

you probably know who i am, right? you should, if you're here.

google it or something.

- minors / pro - shippers dni.

- shipping with heavy, heavy chemistry. multi - ship. will take some time. sans is not a romantic person.

- do not pressure mun for replies.

- not a fan of drama. will simply block and move on.

art on this account will be credited.

profile picture by temmie chang.

pinned art by tyler drak bryant.

credits.