Spill'em...

What were you telling the guy?

Has anyone read a similar @washingtonpost.com editorial on the redistricting in Texas, Missouri or North Carolina?

For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself.

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Doesn't get any more corrupt than that.

But I'm sure that circus is gonna suck up all the oxygen in the media universe.

Anything to distract the attention from the Epstein files, the Iran fiasco and the catastrophic economic performance.

Not to mention the astounding levels of widespread corruption.

Dumb idea. Don't do it.

Few people deserves to be tormented more than Tuckums.

I doubt he really is, however. That weasel will say anything to get attention.

I don't know how he does it, but RFK Jr. has managed to be more repulsive, incoherent and downright evil than Donald Trump.

Trump should fire that amoral thug just for outstaging him.

He's not wrong.
That company should not even exist, to begin with.

The Iran fiasco is getting attention for too long.
Now it's time to change the reality-show plot.

They're going to announce prosecutions of trump's "enemies" under the excuse of the 2020 election.

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Duh.

No self-respecting lawyer would touch those persecutions with a 10-foot pole, but little Chad is wondering why they don't have "competent people".

So not only that's a yes, but he'll stop being a corrupt scumbag ONLY if he's confirmed.

OK, then.

Probably both.

Funny that after all his work, Tim Apple will be remembered as the asshole who gave trump some weird toy to kiss his ass.

Some legacy.

Opportunist will say anything. Do not believe his contrition.

The Roberts Court Memos: Fool Me 150 Times, Shame on Me Lisa Graves on the latest NYT SCOTUS exposé

The NYT exposé on the shadow docket reveals John Roberts as the partisan actor he’s always been — despite his reputation as a serious institutionalist that outlets like the Times have long helped him cultivate.

The essential @thelisagraves.bsky.social helps me unpack the story:

Most likely.

But trust me, he'll ride that pony as long as he can. It's another part of the reality show, and he needs to be "tough" because his pimp is watching.

Right?

As a believer in the semantic power of profane language, I'm glad the discourse is changing.

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History will recognize Biden as one of the best we've had.

Having said that, a goat in a tutu would make a better president than Trump.

Any sentient mammal would be a better president than Trump.

They cannot rely on that nonsense theater lawsuit. That can take forever.

Ask @devincow.bsky.social how many years the "lil treasonous cowpoke"(tm) has been suing.

And that's IF he goes ahead with it.

Rollins.

The price of food is gonna be the excuse. Dear Leader will dump that one on Brooke.

While strong bank earnings offer the illusion of stability, reality is anything but.

We'll find out if our politicians have the spine to let these lenders fail, or if the American working class will, once again, be forced to socialize the losses from Wall Street's glorified casinos. trib.al/9p6KyOC

It remains notable that The Onion — The Onion! — has had a stronger moral compass and more clear set of values in this moment than nearly every powerful and well-funded institution in American life.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Because they were there as devout lackeys, but they just don't survive in the maga manosphere. No matter what they do.

Ask Elise Stefanik.

I have the feeling the customers won't see a penny.

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