And a minor hit with Who Let The Dogs Out

Ah. I know what I saw. But I am remiss in not listening to the latest VFTL before replying. Thanks

Ooh you’re going to hate me then. I think Archie did really well coming in to relieve the pressure, took the pass, and one touch too many. Won’t do it again. Gray is our future. I’m also hoping for a righteous Danny Rant.

Isn’t that “cheese on toast? Madam, you are insulting UK fine dining.

Surely more reliable than Fabrizio these days. So maybe. Just maybe ….

Fact-based with weighting to the injured period, followed by when Ange prioritised cup runs? Our performance has been “inconsistent “ for a longer period than early 2025.

Too soon. Let us least have the summer off from Deja vu nightmares

Is that the Levy who built a sustainable club and our first European tin for decades? (But can’t pick a manager or indeed players. Fortunately he won’t have to do that any more).

Work commences on the statue this morning

Hi Dan. Could you let me know how to vote for “Cocteau Twins with tails “? Appreciate that I didn’t have to listen to any this year thanks to your précis

Unexpectedly written by Anthony Newley

Alright rumours I made up. Real hard to be positive!

Rumours Ange has been sacked at half time.

He’s the one with some proven delivery. The Roo Squad? Too soon to tell. But few players in, not ready for PL, and late, is my stressed opinion tonight

Madders was suspended for the Carabao. I’d expect to see him. Unless you’re right on “managing his fitness”. I think rest is due to Porro, Solanke, Kulusevski. At least!

Heat pump opportunity! Drive the economy by spending more, and then buying jumpers and fleeces for the family. (Personally went Valiant gas and it works).

Dying. In the back of a Greyhound bus. Best I don’t waste a moment…

I’ve made my New Year’s resolution to be a masochist, specifically to take advantage of our January schedule & injury crisis. Win:win. It’s all gravy. Bring on another 6:3

Well that was fun. Never heard of them and Spotify didn’t oblige. Tucked away on YouTube

Oh god not calf’s head AGAIN. Downstairs it is…

I’m setting an alarm for Pertwee and Baker. I’m thinking 4am? Too optimistic? Ok 5.

Well I’m having a great time. And people around me are smiling and excited. Alright: not when Fraser “did that thing”. But generally. It’ll come, with some squad depth. And it isn’t Mourinho or Conte.

Looks lovely. Although you do seem to be dining in a darkroom. Hope the negatives come out well. (One for the teenagers).

I think the Twitter response is: photos or it didn’t happen. In this case, absolutely no pics! I refuse to believe it is real.

So many examples, but you can keep this right up to date. Ndombele needs no explanation, with his one move and zero effort (whoops: I explained). And Vicario: the club went cheap instead of getting the keeper we needed in Sa. And then he played…love him!

What these “zones” you speak of?
Having just arrived home in Essex…..

Spurs Twitter: yeah but second half. You wait. It’ll all go wrong
Spurs: 3-0

Spurs Twitter:

I don’t think they’ll actually shout at him

The Tiny Tim to their Scrooge

Spurs Twitter: he doesn’t know what he’s doing
Spurs: 1-0
Spurs Twitter:
Spurs: 2-0
Spurs Twitter: Grrrr