I know I’m screaming into the void here, but I was really hoping the new #iPhone announcement would include a small phone. I’m desperately holding on to my 2nd gen SE because it fits in one hand easily and in my back pocket.
@Apple Please make another actual small phone.
This is what true love looks like…
In honor of our SF Symphony Holiday Gaiety show happening tomorrow, Friday the 13th, I'm going to conjure a creature that's part goat, part demon & part queen. It's a figure from Castro neighborhood folklore: Krampussy, aka the Gay Krampus. She steals the things queers love most. Hide your poppers!
I finished up my 120 holiday cards yesterday. Mistakes were made 5 years ago when I thought cutesy holiday cards were fun, they’re a trap!
I’m pleased she has a calendar she loves, and is recycling.
I’d be happier if this was the plan all along and not a happy accident due to her inability to throw anything away.
8 calendars laid out on a couch dating from 2014 to 2022
My mother’s hoarding tendencies have paid off this year.
The calendar I have ordered every year for her was changed/discontinued last year.
But don’t worry because her 2020 calendar lines up with the days for 2025. (She has 2014 to 2022)
Somehow I weigh almost 2lbs less today after being in Vegas for 4 nights, and stuffing myself like a feral hoglet.
Is it possible to lose 2lbs during a body scrub?
No thank you FB, I don’t need to be friends with the girl who slapped me at Mormon girls sleep away camp because I suggested she might fall in love with someone not Mormon.
(This happened over 25 years ago, I can hold a grudge.)
I said the same thing! I also think live musical theater productions should have sing-a-long performances.
I was mostly surprised I knew who he was!
I’ve managed the one foot against the door pee, but it’s difficult and not always an option.
My super power is choosing bathroom stalls that appear empty, only to discover they’re occupied after opening the door all the way because the person didn’t say anything.
I’ve reached peak old lady. I just blasted “Closing Time” at my neighbor’s back yard, followed by my yelling, “Go home, or go the fuck inside, it’s midnight!”
They’ve gone the fuck inside. Or maybe home. Either way, they couldn’t stay where they were.
Just sent in my passport for renewal. I’m sad the pictures are in b&w now, and I couldn’t smile! I WANT TO SMILE!
My vanity demands smiling. I look 10+ years older due to not smiling.
I’m full of ennui over this.
It’s about time you got here! (I made cupcakes with you years ago in NYC.)
I had to ask my husband if he had an invite code, and then ask him to give it to me. I’m pretty sure I was not his first pick. :p (In fairness I’m 80% lurker, 15% responder, and 5% poster.)
Similar vibes as this bathroom sign I recently came across.
Gonzo,he’d want to make sure everyone’s needs were met, plus he comes with a chicken - I don’t know what that means but I assume it’s kinky.
I don’t know what they’re plotting, but I’m concerned. (Likely my demise - how dare I not feed them unlimited treats.)
Thank you, that’s my Secret deodorant doing its job.
At the last white elephant party I attended (geniusly hosted after the holidays) someone brought a sack of potatoes - it was the most coveted gift.
Noooooo! Crap, my set is a tan set! Guess it’s time to test.
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