Brooklyn’s pitch is booty. Deeply unserious league.

How the Strokes ended their second Coachella set!
#TheStrokes #Coachella

The cackle I let out 😂

So good!

Hey Siri, block Wonderwall from ever streaming in my house again

I’ve never been more thankful for Golazo and their inability to stream matches after conclusion

Oh, we are mad

This is very rude, Douglas.

Soccer is dumb.

Honestly, this season? Funny af

Aaaaand I just caught up. Fuck that guy

Eric Swalwell and Graham Platner are reminders that Democrats need to stick to their principles or face consequences

We don’t have room for sex pests or Nazis

Gross no. Stop this

Swalwell always gave me the ick, and I don’t know what you are referencing tbh.

Not to sound pretentious but Pinot Grigio pairs well with lucky charms

When you consider the phenomenal things humanity is capable of, like sending Artemis II all the way to the far side of the moon, it makes you realize we are absolutely capable of fixing all of Earth's major problems if only everyone would make that a shared goal.

I had to stop watching after listening to them constantly talk about erection and nothing was happening 😂

So thankful for the sun in Portland today 🥰

What a bunch of weird babies. Stupid Rules FC

We have one in California as well

TIL there are multiple caminos real

I’m treating myself to repairing my car’s air conditioning, and maybe a nice bottle of champagne

I’m so invested

Tonight, a match on Golazo is a blessing

Sacramento down to San Diego and then across the country to North Carolina.