There’s no academy award for downing a glass of piss. And that’s why this society is doomed

These are lies Chicago is southeast of Wisconsin

Kids can’t buy houses because they flush their piss. Pissing away liquid gold. Makes me sick

Santa Claus broke into my house pissed and left. Didn’t flush

Glad we can say Christmas again god dammit

All I want for Christmas is a frothy glass of piss

I wake up to a cup of piss that has incredibly high vitamin content for the amount of piss in the cup.

Then I take a vitamin so I can get ready to make tomorrows cup

Midi chlorians? More like mini chlorines in my piss

My favorite bible verse. “And so my disciples, to bestow glory upon my day of birth thine shall increase shareholder value at levels never therefore seen and show the world the power of the lord”

I just also put an air fryer in my ass. I think it helps

I just shove it in my ass to speed up the defrosting. My ass is way warmer than the air.

THIS IS HOW SLIWA CAN STILL WIN

Imagine not knowing dr topper

Sometimes life is great. When the sun hits the porch just right while you sit and gaze upon the earth we all share. A crisp breeze tickles your skin. You piss into a glass of ice and sip it while the traffic hums on.

piss

About to start streaming. Steaming piss out my pisshole

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Pissed in a glass. It’s like a smaller toilet. If you think about it

Or pushed back on the baby killing machine and actually tried to improve Americans lives so the democrats wouldn’t lose in the first place

peeing out my wang. classic sunday shit

Crazy how the cock just hangs there. All that gravity and it stays grippin. God is good.

New pope is the new hot topic? I make new piss every day and nobody says boo. Figures.

Come and take it

I was in the “going viral” mood

at ten seconds in you can clearly see the grinch

Jacking off: crass. patriarchal.

Having a little cum: cute. whimsical.

you ever just try to shit as much as possible before work. because home shits are better. piss is fine wherever

whatever they put in a lil phone time before bed is sooooo good

My extra piss trickles down my leg and nobody can explain it either

The government decides many facets of our lives. I decide the general contents of my asshole. We all have decisions