Absolutely not what I expected

Way better

Want.

As I don’t own a Compensator Childcrusher 3000 can I get a flag pole that extends to 8ft so that I can really mark my territory on the road, just like they do??? <jk> 🤣

Srsly tho. Are you taking orders for the light up standard flag version at this time?

…yes. 🙌

Needs a free swingin’ pipe wrench. 😜

two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open

Apropos of nothing‽

“Pint of bitter… <snap> <snap> In a thin glass!”

I believe in you. Go get ‘em!

It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.

There are always monsters around.

I'd like a bicycle pannier shaped like a propane tank.

Sounds good!

Rad! Missing riding trails at the moment. Hope to be back to it soon!

The 80’s motivational soundtrack to your life that you never knew you needed.

15 Storey Halo YouTube video by ABC - Topic

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Doh! Can’t tomorrow. That’s a bummer as it sounds like perfect riding weather!

Me?

I had to break out my crank puller recently to put some Praxis cranks on the CYC Photon 2. Been literally years since I have needed to use it! #ISISLives

Never Fight a Man with a Perm by IDLES on Apple Music Song · 2018 · Duration 3:48

This morning required Idles.

Stereotypes have a habit of playing themselves out, don’t they‽ #tesladrivers

When I used to commute in the valley I saw it all: Eating breakfast off a plate with knife and fork, writing code on a laptop, participating in video meetings, watching movies, applying makeup, reading massive binders of documents. Obviously not all together, but still. #TeslaDrivers

I own more than 4 bicycles in my lunchtime 😃

The Muppet sideways eye meme. The average person only owns four bicycles in their life.

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ugh. It's almost Spring-like outside.
Too soon!
I haven't finished wallowing in my customary, bleak, new year grimness yet. I feel cheated.