i wear a purple one so people know im not

you're not supposed to eat the fork

you would hit your head on the ceiling

i have a british accent so i would say ackchually

i out-hearted you

paws at u

owww

oomf is straightmoding 💔

gay people

you're more likely to have your phone stolen by white teenagers

only get paid if you listen to postman

so you hate chocolate?

oomf doesnt know how goated it was to be 8 years old and your parents take you to blackpool in 24 degree weather

all

wrong its complextro

its on wikipedia so it must be true

bites u

unless its bad emo music

yeah numpy sucks

oomf has yet to hear about matplotlib

i need to know who posted this so i can forever change my opinion about their person

i love tea ur cringe

having anarchist beliefs is the bare minimum

bark bark

okay fine

the best metal is hydrogen actually

all emojis are an international standard set by unicode but apple fanboys love to market everything as being invented by apple

im oak

the cure

bsky people are bad at coding

no thank you