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Posts by parkerActual

Every year some team in the NFL wins way more games than their roster should let them and they get bounced in the first round of the playoffs. Usually it’s the Vikings.

Oh hi New England, how’s it going?

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Spender Brown is Josh Allen’s spike specialist

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@hankgreen.bsky.social hey Hank loved the show on what species replaces us when we check out. What about elephants? Huge brains, prehensile trunks - existing death rituals seem like a good start to culture. Assuming they make it out of the century, do they seem like a good candidate?

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The sheer unmitigated affordability of it is the most shocking part.

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That song slaps

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I think I’m gonna retire from watching football when Josh Allen retires from playing football. Am I gonna sign up for another 15 seasons of EP Fitzbromwards? No thanks.

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I am as unsettled by that movie 30 years later as I ever have been.

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Hey QQ I don’t know much about investments. I just googled “premarket trading” and the sad trombone from The Price Is Right played. Is that bad?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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I enjoy amusing myself with the thought that a junior Lexus ad exec shot up in bed one night when he realized that “ December” and “Remember” rhyme.

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They did a live action Up, huh?

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Because they won so much this might get over looked, but 13 conference championship appearances in 18 years is bananas.

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Super Bowl Sunday? You mean Home Improvement Project Sunday? Great day to install baseboards!

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Man that walk of shame to the lab tech is something else tho. Everyone knows it aint your lunch that’s in that bag you’re brown paper bag you’re carrying.

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Moon:

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I did not expect the frunk to be so incredibly useful.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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I wanted an electric truck. I got a f150 lightning. I saved tens of thousands over cybertruck and got to keep my dignity.

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Fresh Oil and Chips sounds like one of the questions from a Subway employee while they’re making your sandwich.

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When it comes to potentially apocalyptic paradigm shifts I feel like five years is most definitely “on the cusp”, but what do I know.

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Rule of Acquisition 50: Go ahead switch the style up, and if they hate then let em hate and watch the money pile up.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

my man has a knife, a handgun, and half a loaf of kung fu. just to go to walmart.

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Worked at Blockbuster during this time and can confirm that we too watched this movie on loop.

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LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

1 year ago 25874 4892 369 284
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It shows how messed up his priorities are.

No one can smell your vaporizer at 6am bro, cmon! I feel like a SecDef should know this. Smh.

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Koopa Shell quality has really fallen off since COVID.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

My lifetime of video game experience suggests if you throw that it will travel in one direction, knock over anyone it comes in contact with, and then fall outside the boundaries of the universe once it hits a wall.

YMMV tho.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Rule of Acquisition #91: Your boss is only worth what he pays you.

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I didn’t leave because I don’t like Elon. I left because I don’t like Nazis sympathizers. It’s not my fault people conflate the two.

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This is the most confused desire I’ve ever felt

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