put me in the cockpit. i’ll do what needs to be done

A photo of Gordon Choice mayo it is called "Heavy Duty Mayonnaise" and it's a big ol tub of mayo 1 gallon I believe

For Men

Happy National Flip Flop Day to all my foot guys

I think mine just needs to be left overnight in a ziploc full of rice

A Court of Thorns and Roses is just Beauty and the Beast if Belle was illiterate. Fight me.

That’s definitely one of his karaoke go-to’s

Lmao it’s Buster

What’s he sayin

The dad joke worms burrowed so far into my brain they came out the other side

ad for chocolates that come from uranus

cool experience over on twitter where you just see a constant stream of images of people dying sandwiched between ads like this

Finding balance by going to college and Jupiter.

Date idea

Thinking about how shampoo is basically just a magic potion that makes your hair shiny and clean and how the Pantene bros absolutely would have been burned at the stake a couple hundo years ago if the Puritans caught sight of my lustrous locks

Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Reading reviews of a few different sleeping pills on amazon and, wow, sold

Made this a couple years ago. Still tracks.

Nice! Thank you!

Thanks!

What are some good accounts I can follow here if I just want to look at cute animals?

I hope he buys LinkedIn next

Is Having Too Many Followers a Turnoff? Some women with jobs that require a high degree of visibility online say they have faced romantic rejection over the high number of their social media followers.

The funniest/saddest thing about this article is how men can't stand the relatively tiny followings these women have.
I assumed the article would be about women with millions of followers on Instagram or TikTok, not 5000. That's practically nothing on these platforms
The insecurity is staggering.

The pounding of running footsteps on the dock planks rushing past you. “I don’t wanna turn into a bird againnnn,” the large man cries out before cannon balling over the railing. You don’t hear a splash, only the rustling flaps of a seagull’s wings and a loud squawk that sounds eerily like “oh crap.”

Bsky staff, c'mon. Just say you fucked up and that you're taking this seriously and you're going to update soon with more details about what your plan is.

Silence is not the right move right now.

Don't wait until you have the perfect plan or response. Just say "we caused harm and we are sorry"

“I’m sorry, we Fucked up, we’re working on it, we’ll do better” would be better than silence

The human body is 70% water. We are basically cucumbers with anxiety.

Everyone please give a warm welcome to my partner, who I definitely didn’t talk about or mock in any way at all for two weeks only to delete everything before sending them my invite code, to Bluesky

A manicured hand holding a round blue button that says "We add more genders every time you complain"