That Israel is a genocidal, apartheid state? No thanks.

Or rural

Fruit for dessert. Nice peaches and grapes at the market.

Steak (still eating off the roast I bought and butchered at Christmas), rice, and sweet potatoes with parsley garlic sauce.

His table consists of immediate family and a retinue of Augustinian Monks.

Mendoza gets drafted by the Raiders and immediately bails for life in a monastery.

I appreciate you

KITT was Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World!

I was rooting for you!!

No accent...

No accent...

CAWFEE!

My man sounds like the narrator on an interactive educational CD-ROM.

Just like that. Spit everywhere.

RIP Lou.

He's the guy selling $20,000 cars for $60,000 to people with bad credit, and reselling it over and over again with repos.

"You don't need Sharia Law when we have Christian Nationalism at home."

Us: Amazing. Inclusive technology improves things for everyone.

Domestic Airline Carriers: Ha, no.

Arizonans have the same accent I heard from residents on COPS, until proven otherwise 🤣

Supreme Court is the most dangerous.

On the bright side, he can use Alfred Moore's booster seat.

You might not have a whole ass accent, but I think there are certain words pronounced a little different everywhere.

Also the Warriors would never, ever trade Steph unless he asked for it and it could be presented that way publicly by both sides.

Much more likely Bron signs as a FA with the Warriors.

I had steak grilled over just orangewood at a restaurant in Florida. The taste was unreal.

No panels, just one maniac and AI.

Every third conversation with a random little league dad.

I normally charge for this level of ad copy, but: "Smart glasses for dumbasses."

Expecting to see it on a banner flown over every NFL game this season.

Walking around Asheville thinking “huh, ok”

They’re working on joists and ripping butts. Feeling confident.

It's tough, but if you can get orange wood, crazy good smoke.

I'd be pressed to think of anyone that's sounded as pathetic and cowardly as he is right now.

Quadruple amputee cornhole player arrested for murder YouTube video by CBS News

Listen, I WAS gonna lead with this 🤣