I feel like I could use less wipes if I had a way to see my butt while I change.

Rugal Bernstein looks like Brian David Gilbert in Dio Brando cosplay.

In memory of that time I got in a car crash and had to rush my final for a college class so I spent all night making an elaborate paper craft dragon that I got an A for and my mom told me it looked like something a grade schooler would make.

Thanks mom.

I worry every single day that none of my disabilities are real. That I'm faking all of it.

I do it with my gender and sexuality too.

I OBSESS over the possibility that I might be a totally able-bodied cishet man.

That I'm a liar and I'm ripping resources away from people.

A profound anxiety that you have a mental health problem indicates a mental health problem, just by logical necessity.

Even if you think they're lying to get drugs, that's what assessments are for! They are for getting a read on someone's condition.

That's the express purpose of an exam!

You can't deny millions of people treatment and then get upset when they try to treat themselves.

If someone is coming to you saying they probably have something, even if it's not what they think it is, they almost definitely have something. Healthy people don't hallucinate mental health issues.

I don't think self-diagnosis is necessarily responsible as the end-all be-all of a thing, but I do think it is often necessary in circumstances where a medical provider cannot be sourced to interrogate a set of symptoms or is simply unwilling to.

And before you say I'm not. Try to get any work done if we're in a call together and I like you.

When I feel safe in an environment I become extremely excitable and hyper and talkative, which is I think a key reason jobs don't keep me even if I do well at them. I am, quite frankly, really fucking annoying. My coworkers tend to see me less as a peer and more somebody's kid they had to bring in.

A fake comic panel of Batman and another man, possibly one of his sons I can't tell, talking in front of a large aquarium. Batman says "It's an insult. And it's devastating. You're devastated right now."

Analog input good.
Tactile feedback good.

Stop making the buttons fake. Stop placing things behind menus.

If I can't alter the stereo volume without looking your controls are irresponsibly dangerous.

And.

You smell pristine. Which is an insult where I'm from.

0° Kelvin ass take.

Please stop fucking with the instrument clusters on cars just because.

Not only is it proven to make cars less safe (and they have never been safe to begin with), it's also just confusing.

My current car is from 2001. I can operate it via muscle memory with one hand.

Which I guess you could make an argument for philosophically. I'm just not a very philosophical person. I like to anchor my thoughts in things I read or research. I have a tendency to be very gullible when I don't do my homework.

That sounds kind of fucking callous, but there legitimately are people who believe that the world didn't exist before they were born. I've met some of them. And this isn't a back door to calling them narcissistic. They just legitimately believe the world started existing when they were born.

I'm getting pretty good at this advertising thing.

(Shuffles my literal marketing degree behind the trash bin.)

Donate to Help Ghost move to a safer home., organized by Ghost K Hi! I'm known online as Ghost or Ghostie, and for security reasons it has to stay that way at… Ghost K needs your support for Help Ghost move to a safer home.

Help me move.

Please.

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I sound so fucking old saying this, but the world did exist before you were born. It's true!

My greater pet peeve connected to this pet peeve is people thinking that because there are aesthetic connections between words in the modern version of a language that this link is intentional, and not a circumstantial result of thousands of years of development.

Hu(man)
(man)
Wo(man)

And that's just in modern English. It's right there.

If you want to argue etymology I refer you to literally the fucking dictionary:

www.latin-dictionary.net/search/latin...

A random pet peeve I have is people thinking that people who use "man" to refer to "humanity" are somehow being sexist. Y'all it's just fewer syllables and unless you're being really clumsy with your language it's very hard to misunderstand. "Man" does not exclude women. It explicitly includes them.

But if you poop your pants every day, how much use do they get before that happens?

Do you own panties for any reason other than to poop your pants?

How have I not heard of this game it looks cool! I love a sci-fi concept Capcom game!

Anyone remember "Remember me?"

Raspberries probably feel good on the goop!

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You know what would make me super super happy and make my pampers super big and full and round?

Help moving!

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In memory of that time, Alec Baldwin threatened to murder a magic train while wearing a Scrooge McDuck-ass nightgown.

I went through different things than you, but the pain is similar. You are and never have been alone.

Ah come on this was the most obvious possible joke in this space.

This man's head is empty.

I was this sibling. Minus the docile part.