I have been considering getting a second kitty (and I love orange cats) but the drive is 2.5ish hours for me

I love seeing my cat sit in the windowsill to watch me come home from work, she always jumps down immediately when she sees me to run to the door🥰

This calorie deficit is KICKING MY ASS, I’m down about 15lbs and want to lose around 15 more but all of a sudden my hunger cues are way more elevated😭

Have you been to the fair? It looks so fun!

I want to go to the Minnesota state fair but 1) I live in Virginia and 2) I don’t know anyone in Minnesota… I could do with a random vacation this summer though lol

Quick reminder that women can present with different symptoms of heart attacks than men and you should learn those symptoms!

Monday: salad
Tuesday: salad
Wednesday: salad
Thursday: salad
Friday: salad
Saturday: 3 pizzas, tacos, grilled cheese, bottle of wine, 7 cinnamon rolls, gallon of ice cream, 2 cheeseburgers
Sunday: salad

Dollar tree has 3 seed packets for $1.50 so I had to buy 6 more seed packets. I really should stop getting new hobbies.

I set up a whole indoor plant set up today by buying a wire rack, grow lights, zip ties (to secure the grow lights to the rack), and a smart plug (to set the grow lights on a sunrise/sunset timer). Also started some seedlings and I’m hoping I get something from them!

Anyone who says "grocery prices are stable" has never actually shopped at a grocery store.

If it’s not one thing as an adult it’s another. Now my freaking garbage disposal stopped working so my sink won’t drain😭

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

Well I’m getting chipotle today because if the world is going to fall apart at least I had a good dinner.

Having a girl dinner of Brie with mushrooms (shoutout Trader Joe’s), crackers, rose, and a banana. Don’t worry I will eat something slightly more filling in a bit.

I have cramps from the depths of hell but I also just started doing a lot of ab workouts so I genuinely cannot tell if I made it worse

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Being an adult means a new unexpected expense every month, this month’s expense is that my cars AC suddenly stopped working

Bought three plants and a plant stand today, and now I’m cuddling with my cat before falling asleep. It’s been a great Saturday. (Also of note even though I was “doing fine” for a few months without Prozac, restarting it has given me way more great days)

​​We gave Amazon a $17.5 BILLION tax break last year.

Meta got $13.7 BILLION.

Citigroup didn't pay a penny—we gave them a tax REFUND.

Those tax breaks didn't do anything to create jobs, let alone save them.

We have got to stop with the corporate tax giveaways.

Went for a beautiful bike ride today followed by a visit to a local creamery, life is feeling pretty good

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Chipotle after the gym is an elite experience

My day has been a complete shit show from the start to now but I just ate some Greek yogurt and felt less grumpy so my conclusion is that eating some yogurt will fix my problems.

I’m starting to think my body does NOT want to do the row machine at all, this is the second time I took a nap before going to the gym with a plan to hit it and overslept.

My cat is so cute but unfortunately I cannot pet her while she lays next to me at the moment unless I want her to bite me and/or run away. I can look admiringly at her though.

Psa to clean the drip pans on your stove unless you want to be like me and accidentally start a fire🤦🏻‍♀️ Everything is fine now but it does not smell great in my apartment so the windows are open

Watching RHOSLC while doing my ab workout is making me very distracted, this show is WILD

Also my orange cat is currently licking the bathtub, wtf is wrong with her there are truly no brain cells to be found😂

Turns out if you look confused enough, the Autozone employees will install your wipers for you. Make the patriarchy work in your favor! (And also don’t ask me anything about cars because I genuinely do not know)