(and that's not even touching on the troubles we've had at the *other* house we're trying to sell. So by all means, rant away. You're in good company.)

🫂 Must be something in the air. We've had one problem after another since we moved in to the new house. (Had to replace shitty washer, replace non-functional kitchen faucet, reset two leaking toilets, fix a bathroom drain, attempting to replace a shitty stove, and today a rock busted our storm door)

Holy fuck

I would like to acquire a decent quality induction range that doesn't have wifi connectivity. Challenge: impossible

But.... But what if... yes

I finally signed up for a proxy service and I'm gonna bankrupt myself buying doujinshi. Time to die. Peace out, idiots!

He was looking peak floofy yesterday. And he's decided to trust me again after we finished his 7-day course of eye drops a couple days ago. (3 times a day, for 7 days. He took it like a champ, but he was getting very tired of it.)

A long-haired tuxedo cat laying on a dark wood floor in the sun.

An excellent man indeed.

A trade:

Spent most of the drive home behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "God is my pilot."

I've heard "God is my COpilot" and I get the sentiment, but I spent the whole time thinking "...is God 'piloting' your car? Do you THINK he's driving your car? Is he piloting YOU ratatouille-style??"

I'm really happy about the moon people. Hearing about them and their space adventure almost makes me want to interact with other humans again.

See, I don't think they properly considered anything from this angle.

Apparently I'm not allowed to sign off emails with "Sincerely, never contact me again."

It's mostly okay so long as nothing gets infected, my clothes fit loosely enough, and I don't eat too much at once. There's just not much space in my gut-parts and any pressure on the ol' kidneys is unpleasant. But really, *most* of the time it's okay. 💜

Oh GOD no! We just moved across town 😅😅 I'll send you the new address!

So far function is still good. There are just a lot of cysts causing them to be much larger than is common 😓

Did you know that Missouri is cursed

Ordering a hot green tea at Panera out of desperation. Despairing as I put the tea BAG in my cup, then pour boiling water over it and die a little on the inside because the water is entirely the wrong temp for green tea. Then I give up & leave the bag in. Who cares about steep times at this point.

I've donated a couple carloads of stuff already. It's been good in that we have a BUNCH of stuff we don't need/want, and it's an opportunity to declutter everything.

...still have a monstrous hoard of crafting supplies, though. Can't be helped

I wasn't sure if it would be her style, but seeing as I still dress like a slightly edgy teen, it worked out 😂😅

I gave my excellent wardrobe of tall-skinny clothes to my niece, and she LOVES IT ALL. The purple pants fit her perfectly, and actually match the dyed ends of her hair perfectly. Couldn't be happier.

We're moving into New House on Tuesday, and on Thursday we're going to Kansas to visit the kids. This is great timing, and in no way overwhelming and stressful.

Hey did you live in the same place for 11+ years, you accumulate SO MUCH CRAP. JUST. SO MUCH.

I've been packing up my closet, and I have soooo many incredibly cool clothes in skinny-extra-tall sizes that I will never be able to wear again. My kidneys are so enlarged that my waist will never be that small. F in the chat for my favorite purple velvet pants.

Every life destroyed a universe and your brave men and women in uniform are stomping those universes underfoot so a corrupt reality tv president can get more bribes as the pistons stop firing in his brains and so his craven underlings can cash out on Polymarket. You’re all going to hell together.

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

On Tuesday I drank a canned coldbrew coffee drink that tasted approximately how a recently befouled public restroom smells, and I'm still thinking about how awful was

I will. They're very pleased with themselves 😂

I can't believe 😂😂

I haven't seen much of anything about it yet, but I'm hoping I can woo Marni away from the mayor and treat her RIGHT!!

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.