Sincerity+pettiness+taking care of people when you have the means to do so > being a broke bitch
always pay the processing fees
Day 2 #charitibundibowl donation: seems like my old neighborhood's local school has a slight budget (and graphic design) problem!
dudes posing in front of Subarus in backwards hats? (complimentary)
Fuck it we’ll do it dead
I've got 4 more days to donate based on spite,hate and atonement (I am a Wisconsin fan after all), but always pay your debts first (cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social). run the fucking ball, y'all.
Is this a threat?
trying to convince someone I don't have a drinking problem when I am literally currently drunk
Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts
No, we need you alive for stoned BYU basketball reporting.
Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
a lot of the people reacting to this have never experienced the life-changing powers of a girl who is slightly mean
Of COURSE
Yes and you have to go mildly stoned & live-skeet it for us.
River Cooter
ran into your girl at the aquarium
Cult indeed--ive had her in the office for 2 days and have converted 3 colleagues & solved a mother's day conundrum for another. All about solutions and covens 😘
"We know you’re the kind of hater looking for the real returns only possible through a deep commitment to hating early"; @channel6.bsky.social, like Popeyes, knows what you need at just the right time. $10/month for a hit better than therapy!
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT
[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
I don't know if this is geographically niche or not, but: youtu.be/sv14ETGOHdc?...
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
oh my god oh my god oh my god
www.nasa.gov/image-detail...
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Damn girl, are you the moon? Because you're beautiful and mysterious and hostile to all forms of life
Critical update: bsky.app/profile/merr...
This is journalism!
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
He is risen
Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth's resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys.
The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social
Glass vase full of bright white and yellow flowers from the Hartford YWCA florist shop
Big bright baby sunflowers and white roses
Look at those beautiful sunflowers
#flowerporn
your holiday reminder to get a little stoned and let your local florist cook (cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social)
everything old is somehow new and way dumber
thanks for the hint on the zipper! i can't believe it's already here-i love it already (I got the 27)! keep doing god's work 🫡
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
