(laudatory)

The EU is queer now.

I love how pathetic the list of achievements is.

A hypercube of nonces.

Oh no he'll definitely also be doing that.

Oh Ed's gonna run.

Yes, so that is an obvious exception to the ban, which undermines the entire concept.

"The entire government apparatus conspired to make this happen. I'm not naming names but someone had to direct them to do to this."

Brilliant. 10/10, no notes.

That isn't like saying that at all, what are you talking about?

The breathtaking arrogance of it, and of thinking they'd get away with it.

Should I add a couple of minutes after that to retro how our rating process went?

Lifting up the bus with one hand like Superman while sweeping entire groups of people under it with the other.

Government to propose electricity price changes in clean power push The war in the Middle East has brought renewed attention to Britain's vulnerability to energy price shocks.

I mean it's not ending Marginal Cost Pricing but it's not nothing. Once again proof that Ed Miliband is the only person in the entire government who understands the brief.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yeah. If social media is harmful to kids, go after the social media companies who made it harmful. Remove the harm for *everyone* instead of blaming kids.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

There is West of the Danube, there is East of the Danube. Simple.

A British reactionary ban is more often than a non-solution to a real problem that nobody wants to address properly.

As I get older I become more and more skeptical of any proposed ban, but I am skeptical of banning social media for under 16's & 'phones in schools more than most simply because they're being pushed by outright weirdo's and TERFs who want to isolate young trans people even further.

The proposed ban isn't a seal-in-a-bag system. It's either placing them in a locker or even bringing 'phones to school.

As other's have pointed out, as soon as you add exceptions to the ban, it's accepting that the ban is unworkable in practice. So what's the point?

I don't think grasp how children who have chaotic lives or act as informal careers actually need to be able to do.

The entire point of things like diabetes apps are their ability to monitor regularly.

Do kids have to keep popping to reception to check for messages? How do those kids get a message *back*? Does the person at the other end just have to wait, possibly while they require help?

Sure but consider this: it's incredibly cheap to change a movie you've already got and then make suckers pay to watch it all over again.

The 10 second insert of Doctor Gorpal changes everything.

Big tiddy goth Stalin

Are you sure? They can be very small and sneaky. Check under the sofa.

It's that or someone swapped over the switched-live from the L1 & L2 terminals on the back of the switch because most switches in the UK are two-way and just wired up on one terminal so they act like a one way.

Have you checked there isn't another floor to your house that you previously knew nothing about and has a two-way light switch that someone has flipped?

Imagine being so Brexit-brained in 2026 that you name your Bluesky account after it, and then you go out to bat for Sir Keir Ham Slice.

Nah come on David, that was his dad. Who was a tool maker. Sir Keir Starmer. His dad was a tool maker. Not a lot of people know that. That Sir Keir Starmer's dad was a tool maker.

He could run a meat raffle in a flat roof pub.