#DEARGOD

oomf i dont want to alarm you but theres a ominous circle button on top of your head and a grey man with a red mark is approaching our location at wrathful speed

popping is the orgasm of inflation

you dont got that dog in you oomf

a baseball game is being played in a stadium sponsored by kaak ALT: a baseball game is being played in a stadium sponsored by kaak

doing this to you

SHE IS MINE

Before the oil crisis hits does any alchoholic Thumb Nursefather want to throw a glass bottle at my skull 💕🙈☺️

i chose the third option: walking around my apartment while listening to music and thinking of ocs

+and then you add EVERYTHING ABOUT THE DRAWING and yeah i am

normal

so no
r ma l

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... if the manager gets her own massager (against her wishes) then surely the princess deserves her own servant to take care of her gargantuan gut....

AND OFC OOMF YOU DID GOOD YOU DID GREAT GENUINELY I THINK ANY DESIGN BECOMES 20 TIMES BETTER IN YOUR STYLE+

i was gonna lay down to calm my nerves but my cats have invaded my bed i am forced to either go fetal pose in the corner of my own bed or stay sat

how can they share the same spot when they are both so full of blood? idk bloodfiend bellies are rather malleable i guess

unironically never living this one down you striked me so hard i went from having her as my least favorite of the manchegan family to prob sharing the same spot with dulcinea

why do u mock my pain

i aint ever feeling the same about sancho after tonight

it was oomf... it was...

Who says I'm letting shit slide here.

a cartoon drawing of jesus with a beard ALT: a cartoon drawing of jesus with a beard

You shall suffer.

of course the last week before the exam is exactly when i start getting bombarded by stuff that makes me go insane dskjskhdñsdfn/pos

my meat did not talk to me it straight up exploded

im going to find you

Your days are marked.

I say i am neutral to ships all of the type but im also a helpless romantic and romance tropes snd couples in kink scenarios make my heart explode

>bloodbombs

Okay man just tear out my heart and feed it to her now will you

be gentle with your bloodbombs

oh hi oomf by the way whats ur favorite hong lu id and/or ego

Don't worry, I am more than familiar with how to handle her when she gets like that. Heh... Just leave it all tome. And only me.

Tch... Using Angela against me? That is a low blow, oomf. One that must be punished.

... After I check out how Angeloon is doing. In private. For a few minutes. Maybe an hour.

bro was too full of charge and popped