That first time waking up in outer space while traveling to the moon has got to be the trippiest feeling ever.

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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social The “push it” reference to a John Mulaney bit in last week‘s after show is from New In Town.

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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social YouTube found out I’d heard you talk about Taskmaster, which I’d never seen, and decided to put a clip in my feed. It was the one where they have to get the red colored water (melted jell-o?) into the vase. Where does this one rank in quality of humor vs other episodes?

Oh so it wasn’t just me, haha.

“There’s a little kicking. You kick the ball to get points… sometimes one and sometimes three.”

And shorter than Tommy Tune by 1’5”

Some weeks DBF feels like B2W 2.0 (and I’m here for it).

For how much they drove home “stop, drop, and roll” in the 80s, I thought I’d surely have caught on fire by now.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

“They fooled ME Jerry!”

I understood the assignment.

Waiting for the headline: “Ice Storm Takes Out ICE Agents”

“I watched Mr. Beast when he was bad at cooking and I wasn’t even scared.” - Adam, 4

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“You’re not even on my level.” - my son, 4

I am so ready. #StrangerThings #SurferBoyPizza

The line I remember most is Triumph asking someone dressed as Vader, “These buttons on your chest; which one do you press to call your mom to pick you up?” 😂

Wow the timing of this is nuts. I opened BlueSky right after thinking about how I could get better about not wasting the food I buy and this was on the top of my feed.

That should be “no swimming for 30 mins after EATING” 😆

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social You’re blowing my mind this week on DBF. I‘m mid 40s with 2 young kids and up until now I thought the “no swimming for 30 mins after swimming” was still true. Every day someone is born who’s never seen The Flintstones. Indeed.

The other day I thought, “Maybe I should give Spotify another go.”

*ICE has entered the chat.*

Maybe not.

I’d always thought the #MandelaEffect was interesting, but always had a reasonable explanation; until I found myself in this new reality where, apparently, Portugal 🇵🇹 is to the WEST of Spain 🇪🇸 rather than the EAST.

Do you thank the grocery store employee who just stands there in the self checkout section as you walk by them after scanning and bagging your own groceries? What’s the etiquette? I’m all for being grateful, but at times I’m saying thank you to someone simply puttering on their phone. It feels odd.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social I’m making my way through Strange New Worlds and last night saw your character, Doug the Vulcan. It was a pleasant surprise and a delight. Did you have any creative input?

Congrats, MAGA. I never before had a thought to seek out watching #Kimmel. But now, for tomorrow, I do. To quote “Ticks and Leeches” by Tool: “Is this what you wanted? Is this what you had in mind? Cause this is what you’re getting.”

I’ve heard that threatening to send a coding agent‘s server to the bottom of the ocean works as well.

I love conversations with my kids.

“I’m not ready for Kindergarten yet.”

“Oh what do you need to work on?”

“Well, I need to work on my ninja moves.” 🥷

Screenshot of BlueSky app on iOS highlighting a bug where the bottom menu is stuck in the middle of the page.

I see they decided to release it before this fun little bug was addressed. I’m not normally one to bash change or system updates, but this one was pretty bad.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social Your discussion about Chris Fleming on DBF is fascinating to me because, prior to seeing them on Conan’s podcast last week, I’d never even heard of their comedy and now here are 3 people whose work I follow gratefully praising them. #Flinstones

Oh neat, iOS Beta 7 is *worse* than Beta 6.

(I fully acknowledge that it’s on me for being on a beta, but overall this has been a comically awful change.)