Sorry to hear Mark. They’re clearly morons and will regret their choices. Keep going Little Bird.

There’s nothing quite like a help guide written by people who are unhelpful.

Australian tax returns are very user friendly - they pre-fill loads of data including what tax you’ve paid, all your bank interest and dividends etc. you only have to enter money earned where you haven’t yet paid tax (sole trader etc.). You’d like the system!

Enjoy!

We once ‘lost’ a $300K piece of equipment. Very stressful until the company rep called and asked if we wanted him to return it after borrowing it for a demo. That he’d told the boss about but they promptly forgot they’d been told. Didn’t harass us at asset list time after that. (Delete your EBay).

What if I want everyone to be miserable like me? We should all just stay at home and endure.

Still waiting for the Grandaddy range.

They’ll be picking you up for the flight by limo shortly.

If you could just answer the question, still unclear.

One of the best! Looking forward to listening.

Not promoted? I’m confused.

Very Australian. I hear it here all the time - because the people I surround myself with are regularly hungover.

I’d be thrilled to hear Elon was permanently itchy.

The stakeholders invariably anticipate it will benefit them in someway. By someway I mean cash money. Ethics be damned, I’m alright Jack.

Shame you couldn’t have snuck it in 24 hours earlier. I’m sure it will be a delight!

Watching some NMJ. What a bloody joy. Garry Kasparov from Key, ‘No more people where there’s footage of them moving something a small distance’. Delight from Mark, pain for Horne. So bloody good. More, please, I miss it.

That’s the spirit.

I almost never think about death. You and Chris are doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

Happy Birthday @coldandabsurd.bsky.social - I hope it’s a lovely day and you don’t only get Easter eggs as gifts which I did in 1984 and definitely don’t still have a chip on my shoulder about.

I knew I was missing out not having kids. So charming.

You don’t often see them reading their mission letters on IG and saying ‘Florida’ to rapturous applause. Must be all the middle children.

Your partner out the back paying the dogs with bacon and sausages snuck from the buffet.

Do you think they send their best missionaries to FL or the ones who need a boot up the bum?

Fine.

Always*

I think they actively seek the least helpful, angry and sociopathic staff to work at post offices. I very politely asked for a parcel to be sent and the sigh and the disdainful expression were insane. That is literally the whole point of this place, why are you acting like I’m asking for a favour?!

The lack of gravity would be favourable for your trouser situation.

Scout Boxall is brilliant, some brilliant comedians across the line up! Looking forward to you being heckled by a six year old.

I had a 5am start this morning. Received a 4pm meeting invite at 1.30pm. Declined.

Is it Orange (satsuma)?!