Someone had to do it?

It's just two sticks on a chain! How hard can it be!?

Mr. and Mrs. Helper it is very nice to meet you!
(a lot of things start making sense)

I have better things to do. I just choose not to do them.

I don't think you're starfleet material tbh.

reporting you to god

You lost the debate. I need you to turn in your badge and your gun. Let's not make this more difficult than it has to be.

Why is someone still minimizing what this administration will do in 2026? "There is no way they would..." is how we got here.

happy relationship birthday scoob!

You would trust a watchdog? I guess we know who the sheep is!

He knew the risks.

The custom tights were always so sick. More people should do that.

divorced guy energy permeating him fully

More like BELOVED pig man and gooner.

The Hedberg "I still do, but I used to, too."

500 likes and I'll call into work tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games all day

HIT HIM AGAIN AL LEONG

There's no hamburger helping that.

I don't know why I remember this from PCU. I just know I always will.

I don't think something can be both "micro" and "beefy". I refuse to live in that world.

Goon a movie

High Goon

I tried to but your friends barricaded the door.

He's putting together a team...

I thought that's why they called him that.

You're too much for them anyway. They're beginners.

ETA? Really need this ASAP.

glad they're touring again
seeing them next month

Isn't it on CBS now? There are so many old people who are more confused than usual.

Steam reviews are fascinating to me. Just saw one that opened with "This is an extremely painful review for me to make."
Why? This is a video game. It is supposed to be entertainment. Alot of these say more about the reviewer than the game.