as unlikely as it may seem, somehow the Shitwit Brigade of Witkoff, Kushner and Couchfuck McGee were actually making headway — but then Preznit Fuckwit started posting once again about how he was going to bomb the shit out of Iran if they didn’t dance to his tune, at which point the Iranian negotiating team was all ‘why the fuck are we even talking to you?’

so, Donny's ace team of parking lot negotiators were actually close to a deal with Iran, when Donny blew it all up by tweeting infantile threats. awesome job, you fucking idiot. take a victory lap. I mock all that shit in today's post. thank you for your attention to it. link is here: bit.ly/3QkGa5v

all of this would be hilarious if it were happening in some small, powerless third world banana republic, where some tinpot’s disastrous decisions would have no effect beyond its own borders — but this is the United Goddamned States of America. everything we do affects the whole planet. all it took were the reckless actions of one moron to destabilize the entire world’s economy. how is that even allowed to be a thing? ‘what if the leader of a country were a fucking moron?’ is a great premise when it’s a movie like Duck Soup. not so much, however, when you have a real-life Donald J. Firefly in command of a nuclear arsenal.

it's insane that we live in a world where the impulsive actions of one thin-skinned imbecile can fuck shit up for the entire planet. big, strong readers with tears in their eyes are saying to me, "sir! sir! thank you for your angry post about it, sir!" link is here: bit.ly/3QkGa5v

impaired elderly golfer tacos his way into another ceasefire President Weak and Stupid gets played again

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flailing flailboy Preznit Fuckwit continues to flail as he searches for a magic bullet with which to end his unwinnable don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-clusterfuck-of-a-war on Iran. weak, stupid and cognitively impaired, Donny changes his strategy at least as often as he changes his diaper — but not even one of his fuckbrained schemes has come even close to working. and now he’s been reduced to just making shit up as he goes along, throwing every goddamned thing at the wall, hoping against hope that something finally sticks. spoiler alert: nothing is sticking — and Iran is eating Donny’s lunch.

Preznit Fuckwit blundered into an unwinnable war and has been outplayed by Iran. they refuse to negotiate, they won't open the Strait, they laugh at his threats, and they're ignoring his blockade. Iran is farting in his general direction. I mock it all in today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4cD4eIb

Iran is basically now just farting in Preznit Fuckwit’s general direction President Weak and Stupid gets played again

so, I changed the title and header image of today’s post. I think more accurately depicts our current state of affairs, and aligns better with the narrative I wrote below it.

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When you pluck a piece
Of fruit that’s beyond compare
Is that tree peerless?
- Haiku by Stu
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When a UK House
Of Lords member leaves or dies
There is one peer less.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #peer

I solved the 4/22/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:45!

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here’s a perfectly normal thing that happened with our perfectly normal president. recently, Donny was acting so erratically while military leaders were planning a rescue operation in Iran, that big strong aides with tears in their eyes had to go up to him and say, ‘sir! sir! why don’t you go play in traffic?’

last week, Donny was so out of control that his handlers had to hustle him out of the room for fear that he would fuck up a military rescue operation, because he wouldn't stop screaming at everyone. perfectly normal stuff, and I mock the shit out of it in my latest post. link is here: bit.ly/4cSLXYK

four seasons total dumbfuckery: Donny blows up Iran negotiations with his own reckless mouth Dear Leader always makes things worse for himself

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A “frame” means something
Different to a home builder
Than to IT guys.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #frame

Therapists will say
To frame a sad memory
In a different way.
- Haiku by Stu
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When eyeglasses are
Dirty, life must look like a
Blur to the wearer.
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When I reflect on
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Preznit Fuckwit throws a shit-fit, gets banned from the bunker Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran

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Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran.
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My stats are in! I solved puzzle #574 and found the same first category as 45% of players.
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I solved the 4/19/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:32!

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Pope Leo has had just about enough of Preznit Fuckwit’s shit truth and light vs darkness and filth

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going to war against the Pope was just as bone-crushingly moronic as going to war against Iran. in both cases, there was never any plan B — because these overconfident shitwits always act first and think never. in fighting Iran, there was never a thought of ‘well, what if they don’t surrender after two hours of bombing?’ — and in fighting the Pope, there was never a thought of ‘what if he tells us to go fuck ourselves?’

Mad King Donny went to war against the Pope and he lost, because he's a losing fucking loser who always loses. also in today's post: Donny has no idea what a 'corner store' is, because he's a fucking moron who always morons. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here bit.ly/4sGOObV

Apologies to all the very funny people of bsky but Jeff Tiedrich is still the funniest. No one does righteous burning fury with cackling knife words quite like him.

If you'd like to go back to the prosperity of the 1950s, Tax the rich and corporations, as they should be taxed, support Unions for fair wages & vote Liberal.
With thanks to Jeff Tiedrich for the quote.