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Posts by Matt Wagner

It’s kind of crazy that roughly half of Trump’s supporters will stand behind him no matter what he does.

It’s like there is this basket of people that I wish we had a term we could use to describe them.

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Girl, Miss Nancy Ellicott strode across the hills and broke them, rode across the hills and broke them.

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Truck carrying 1 million bees crashes in Knoxville, closing I-40 ramp: TDOT The ramp from I-40 East to Henley Street has been closed, thanks to a collection of swarming bees, according to the Tennessee Department of Transportation.

I’m not saying these stories are related, but I’m also not saying they aren’t.

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I’m glad that, during a war, the president is hard at work on a “Hot or Not” list of pundits and charlatans.

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I am terrified we are about to enter another round of bodega discourse because a native New Yorker doesn’t recognize another term.

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Only a real man of the people has never heard of a “corner store”

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A photo of the meals served at Fyre Festival. A sad tomato on a sprinkling of lettuce along side two slices of dry wheat bread and two slices of a white cheese.

A photo of the meals served at Fyre Festival. A sad tomato on a sprinkling of lettuce along side two slices of dry wheat bread and two slices of a white cheese.

A photo of a meal served on the USS Tripoli. 

Sliced carrots with a purplish brown glob of something and a strip of gray.

A photo of a meal served on the USS Tripoli. Sliced carrots with a purplish brown glob of something and a strip of gray.

Trying to decide what to serve for dinner tonight.

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NCIS 2 IDIOTS 1 KEYBOARD YouTube video by Ricardo Figueiredo

I found footage of the Bluesky team fighting off the DoS attack to keep the site humming along today.

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I have just a few questions.

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A Bluesky error message “the server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments”

A Bluesky error message “the server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments”

I’m going to be very disappointed if the Bluesky servers are acting like this when IT happens.

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Real heads know the parasaurolophus is where it’s at.

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Two things I have noticed at my grocery store:

They moved the marked down food that is close to expiration to a front endcap, and it is heavily shopped now

Now selling 73% lean ground beef. Never saw anything below 80% until very recently.

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What would we do with all the extra time?

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You must always think “What’s the stupidest explanation here” in order to uncover the truth with this man.

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My father-in-law swears by this, but it has to be a glass bottle coke made with cane sugar. The high fructose corn syrup coke doesn’t react the same way

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I’m terrified that when the AI bubble pops, the same people impacted by mass layoffs will be the ones addicted to gambling.

Not a great direction for a society to be heading.

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I don’t follow this closely, but my guess is this is dependent on AI data center buildout.

If the AI bubble pops, this will fall hard like it did after dot com crash

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Just imagining a death doula leaning in and whispering “somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this”

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I’m sorry, we can’t call what’s happening “Me Two” or “Me Too Two”.

Political comeuppance should not sound like a Pokemon.

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Deadline news article headline: StudioCanal's Salut To CinemaCon With
'Paddington 4', 'Escape From New York'
Reboot & More 'Ink'

Deadline news article headline: StudioCanal's Salut To CinemaCon With 'Paddington 4', 'Escape From New York' Reboot & More 'Ink'

I have never wanted to change a comma to a colon more than I do reading this headline.

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This is the closest we've come IRL to: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

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Listen up libs, y’all just don’t recognize what a doctor wears when overseeing a patient in a MedBed®️

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I know the context of what he is saying is insane, but can we all take a moment to marvel at the fact he took this question while picking up a Door Dash McDonald’s order from someone wearing a “Door Dash Grandma” t-shirt?

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A picture of a Jesus costume. Costume includes a robe, headwrap, and waist rope. Can be styled with lace sandals, wig and beard.

A picture of a Jesus costume. Costume includes a robe, headwrap, and waist rope. Can be styled with lace sandals, wig and beard.

I know it might be a little early to be planning a Halloween costume, but I just found this doctor’s costume that should work wonderfully.

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Ooooooohhh, a Red Cross painting. Of course. That makes sense.

The Red Cross is often blasphemous.

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We all know he sincerely thought he should have been named Pope instead of Leo, right?

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the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

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Tactical guardian angels

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