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Guy on phone: So what are you wearing in bed handsome?
Me twirling the phone line coquettishly around my finger: oh you knowwwww a weary haunted expression…a brow lined with lingering regrets….
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I love my friends. Send skeet
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
It should be illegal for a cold and seasonal allergies to dogpile on a person all at once
... until Glimmers-in-Darkness, the fae enforcer, comes to collect after Eddie breaks their agreement to never set foot in the Sylvan Wilds again. Sam discovers some kind of sinister cult operating under the high school, and manages to escape after subduing the serpent. So clearly everything's fine.
On tonight's Bump in the Dark, Eddie and Sam split up, with one setting the trap and the other attempting to guide the serpent to it. Sam goes for a wild ride, holding tightly to the dagger he jammed in the snake's spine, and Eddie withstands a psychic riptide ...
It's here. A visual novel of knights pushed to their breaking points, the power of love, and the sort of loathing you can only really feel for somebody that reminds you of yourself. THE FAIR UNKNOWN. maidandlion.itch.io/the-fair-unk...
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moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
Fund the public libraries. Just do it.
Trying some new morning routine things, and some are sticking better than others
"sunlight before screen time," I mutter to myself through gritted teeth, staring straight into the sun
ACNH was immediately a lifesaver. Adjusting to lockdown was really hard, but I had a couple of discord servers full of buddies I could chat and play with, and it was extremely special. The sheer joy of hopping on a voice call and gathering on someone's island - it was exactly what I needed.
I have a lot of feelings about this
On tonight's Bump in the Dark, Sam and Eddie raced to reach the Old Soothill Mine before the serpent. The the people of Last Pine took up arms. Eddie forgot the deal he struck with a Fae guardian. Sam adjusted to no longer having powers. The boys found Edward McCauley and promised to take him home.
i REALLY like existing. what an absurd blessing to receive out of nowhere. really hard to quantify this much gratitude
Someone I love very much has impressed upon me that Fallout: New Vegas is my people's culture, so I am trying to consume it and failing miserably.
Nothing reminds you that you're bad at video games like putting it on "very easy" mode and still getting fucking got at least once between each location.
incredible how many buckaroos do not realize the universes constantly spilling off of them, all the time, every day. you are the most glorious, beautiful being across a thousand different worlds because every choice you make is a REALITY YOU JUST BUILT, and you can build them with love
WAAAAAAAGH…WAAAGH NEVER CHANGES
I know this is not a unique experience. I just wish that my years of writing experience would actually make this part easier lol
I am a technical writer. I am sitting in front of a PowerPoint with three questions I have the answers to. Despite being a writer by profession, I still cannot seem to put words where they belong.
“When asked what people should take away from this film, Snyder emphasized the immense courage of these everyday workers who choose to show up and fight, even though they have everything to lose.” @thelibrariansfilm.bsky.social
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
They should have dog events at the Olympics. Why are horses the only animals who can compete? Who thought that was what the people wanted?
Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
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"For someone my age who was in the civil rights movement, and in other struggles of the 1960s, I’ve seen miracles happen," the revolutionary and historian responded. "I’ve seen ordinary people do the most heroic things. When you’ve had the privilege of knowing so many great fighters and resisters, you can’t lay down the sword, even if things seem objectively hopeless." "I’ve always been influenced by the poems Brecht wrote in the late 30s, during the second world war, after everything had been incinerated, all the dreams and values of an entire generation destroyed, and Brecht said, well, it’s a new dark ages … how do people resist in the dark ages?" "What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to love each other. You have to defend each other. You have to fight."
Aware that he only had a few months left to live the great Mike Davis gave one of his final interviews to the Guardian in 202.
"You’ve been organizing for social change your whole life. How do you deal with a future that feels so bleak?" Lois Beckett asked.
