screaming, throwing up, banging my fists against the ground and rolling around, etc.
Posts by melted pile of goo neil
Bound by the Situation
#steddie | Mature | wc 771 | tw improper packing tape usage | prompt: accidental kink discovery
βHarrington!β Eddie called from the stock room of the Family Video. βNeed your help!β
It was new inventory day, which meant Keith scheduled an extra person to help with the new
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Also consider: number two and public facing crime boss Eddie Munson who is feared across the country, however and most unfortunately, he insists on doing an old timey Italian Mafioso accent. People think the Munsons are OG Italian. But no, he's just an idiot who happens to also be good at his job.
For Dom Eddie Week Day 1: soft dom, public, object. #steddie #domeddieweek #boltedfruitfic
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Related to my last post, my HC for post-canon Steve is and always will be him becoming an EMT. He gains a rep for being completely unflappable in even the weirdest situations so he gets sent to all the "out there" (often supernatural related) calls. He gets hazard pay every shift on a full moon.
Big omega and little alpha π
Steve saw something he definitely wasnβt supposed to see. It was his fault, heβd admit that, but he canβt say he regrets it either.
Eddie was being pigheaded and not taking money from Steve for his half of the pizza, so when he wasnβt looking, Steve tried to sneak some cash in Eddieβs wallet.
is the other blue place down or does this mean i'll have to actually update my bird app
i've never liked downloading fics to read because i hate not being able to scroll, and it took me till just now to realize i don't have to be trapped by the default ebook app, i can just download a different app that CAN scroll epub files. i am so clever, like & subscribe for more esoteric knowledge
β¨Actually, We Need to Talk about Fandom and the NHL's Conservative Politics β¨π Send this to the person who can't *wait* to go to their first NHL game.
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this must be why ginger ale tastes so good in a plane
that sounds luxurious, the last thing i remember eating on a plane was literally cup noodles
do u ever think about dustin hitting twenty one and then having the stark realisation that he is now older than eddie ever will be
okay but do you ever think about that by the time he gets that old he will have been mourning Eddie for far longer than he even knew him
so what's the deal with airline food
i think i've had more pepto bismol and antacids this past few months than the whole rest of my life combined. take acid reflux seriously before it does this to you too π
Unfriendly reminder that the free fan material (art, writing etc) you find on the internet doesn't necessarily need to cater TO YOU. Scroll past and shut the fuck up. If you want to see something, pay for it or make it yourself. My patience is running out
he wants attention and she's FED UP with him
mlemπ #steddie
steve then robin speech bubbles
you ever see someone make the same joke you *just* made and you just πππ
And the uncensored version π @itcanbepalped.bsky.social fic: archiveofourown.org/works/57732715 Go read it!!
#boltedfruitarts #steddie #stevieharrington #nsfw
Eddie sandwich from my bodyswap fic
#stommie #frogswap #frogstack #artbyari
all green drawing of Eddie Munson in a biker leather jacket and a heckfire club t-shirt with a thought bubble with a cock (the bird) in it
Eddie Munson is thinking about cock again π #artbytukru
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i'm only on chapter 2 but there's already been 2 or 3 moments that made me blanch. i am so creeped out by fungi and this has so many of the reasons why lol
something something bi butch girl eddie overhearing steve harrington in the boy's locker rooms despairing that the girls! he is pursuing are all! shaved! down there!
and what does! a man! have to do! to smooch! a girl! with hair! all over! the body!
nsfw:
eddie 'i π anal' munson bc he started testosterone and it made his ass way more sensitive LET'S GOOOOO
perhaps reading the fungus Eddie fic is not a good idea for me the guy with a terrible mushroom phobia