I like the insinuation that manufacturing employment has disintegrated slowly due to scandals in the past few months

They use to to pretentiously open champagne bottles

YOU BETTER START BELIEVING IN Sicario I CAUSE YOU'RE IN ONE!

“No, zooted salmon, I don’t think you need to buy a boat…”

This is literally a delusional scenario lol. Prego is not recording all future conversations of any teenager. It’s a dumb toy that no one is going to use, and if anyone does actually use it it’ll be as a dumb family joke

Correct, it was actually a more sinister device… it could be used to fraudulently book hotel rooms and order room service…

People are imagining paranoid scenarios about a gimmick toy that comes with a jar of “marinara sauce.” One of the most obvious cases of people needing to touch grass ever lol

The entire Plaza Hotel plot line revolves around the Talkboy, a small recording device (a product marketed to children that was developed for the film) lol

Tim Curry as a Plaza Hotel concierge in Home Alone 2, a film that came out in *1992* that involved mischief and hi-jinx caused by a small recording device

Wired has sadly been doing this lately, outlandish/extreme claim or insinuation in the post of what ends up being a generally uninteresting, paywalled article

You think Prego (the low end pasta sauce brand) rather than doing a dumb, cheap marketing gimmick, is secretly distributing advanced surveillance technology… sure. Certainly possible. It would be easily verifiable once you get your hands on one. I look forward to hearing the results!

The site wide reaction to this is one of the most obvious cases of “no one reads the article” I’ve ever seen lmao

“Starmer can recharge his premiership with one weird trick…”

Like, my car can also do a half marathon faster than any person ever… so can someone on a bike lol

My money is on an AI

The whole movement is just layers upon layers of projection lol

It was the openedest of straits, it was the closedest of straits…

I write my 7s with a line through them because of an episode of Father Dowling I saw when I was like 6 lol

Eh, people might be overthinking Chris Christie’s hometown moving to the right while the rest of the district, including other towns with large Jewish populations moved to the left from 2024. Like, Mejia is going to put up Ba’ath Party numbers in SO and Millburn. There’s some other things at play…

Imagining his facial reaction to the first 10 seconds of that track

Oof, Vail to Fort Drum was a rough move for them lol

I’ve thought of this line a lot lately for no particular reason lol

“… but even more importantly, peasants felt they were worse because they were becoming less submissive.”

US BLA table showing dramatic increase then leveling off of media weekly earnings between 2020 and 2020

Yeah, I guess I don’t find it surprising that when you have this happening (amongst everything else going on in the world lol), it would cause some dramatic shifts in perception one way or the other 🤷‍♂️

Things are going great when someone responds to you that they’ve been thinking about the topic for a thousand years lol

Cover of Little Richard Meets Masayoshi Takanaka album

Ideally they would learn from it to address short term challenges to achieve long term goals (eg, housing is a pressure point to address as quickly as possible, being an effective communicator really matters, etc.), but yeah, the response will probably just be a baby/bathwater situation

Dollars and Cents: Real Hourly Wage Growth across the Lower Half of the Wage Distribution This report analyzes real dollar differences across the lower half of the US wage distribution to shed light on the financial health of low- and moderate-income people and their households.

This was kind of a funny read because I think everyone can latch on to something lol

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FIFA 99 Soundtrack - YouTube FIFA 99 Music OST Release: 1998 Platform: PC, PS1 Developer: EA Canada Publisher: EA Sports

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Has anyone tried the ϕ household income

It appears that Hungary would also, understandably, choose drugs over JD

I live in this district, the AIPAC fliers were relentless (at one point it was like at least 2-3 showing up in my mailbox per day) and some used really extreme rhetoric. It was really bizarre and confusing, it was impossible to piece together what message they were even trying to convey.