Dialga, unfortunately, does not drink.

I gotta start learning to breathe between sentences.

Adventure and became a really sweet and well adjusted person so the whole idea was really shortsighted in retrospect, but now I'm here and I'm trying to live up to my wild ass Wikipedia page my sister back in future times keeps me informed on.

Anyway at this point this had all become so self-fulfilling that Dialga was basically forced to make it happen! Plus, It gets a little testy if you insist Celebi is a better time deity, and it likes to prove its abilities. Anyway since I had to wait like 10 extra years my rival had her whole--

Come back in time myself to become her rival, and ruin her adventure. I had adult me meet my past parents and convince them I had to do it or it would be a paradox, but /they/ said I had to wait until I was an adult, which I guess was true, because otherwise I would've gone to them as a kid! So--

But in our time it would be really hard because, y'know, Uber nepo baby. So she got her mom to call Celebi to send her back in time to have an adventure, cuz again, nepo baby. But that left me in the future with unresolved tension, you see. She was very rude to me as kids. So! I crafted a plan to--

Tone is hard through text, I get it. Read my words as a if they were said by curious lighthearted imp, generally.

Dialga is the homie. We struck a deal. Basically my old babysitter was really rude to me, and her parents are famous in Indigo, kinda globally, but she wanted to go on an adventure--

I was being genuine... I never know what other people know, yknow?

Also I guess thats fair. I'm probably biased on account of. Uh. Well having that exact scenario going on with me.

@ur-toxic-ex.bsky.social hey I just want you to know you're my favorite gym leader. You rule.

You should make her keep a lifeguard on duty.

Have you heard of Dialga?

It does have the no running sign though.

What color is the vest?

Here, take this🤲🧡
#pokemon #pokemonart #cuteart

Uh. Do we have a mission?

Empathic sensing. But that's just a bonus, really. A lifetime of hands on experience with hundreds of pokemon lines at all stages of growth has served me more than my diluted Viridian abilities.

Oh and let's not forget, my favorite.

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Big hair

Soap eating is an archaic punishment, why would you do it willingly?

Is it a kink thing

That's okay, even I strongly disagree with myself. That looks pretty malignant.

Looks friendly.

Lore drop.... sweet.

...they're a thing? Whoah.

Huh. Okay. So its more of just a containment focused ranger, then? Cool. I vibe with that.

A capturer... thats an actual job? I thought that was just the title Oak made up for the one Dex Holder that actually did her assignment...

The more you know.

Typhlosion, Dodrio, Weavile, Wigglytuff, Golduck, and Munchlax. They're all nepo baby Dex holders like me. Mom and Dad got all their famous friends to breed their crazy Mons for the kids teams.

What's a preceptor?

I can start pretty much whenever.

I haven't done any crimes in this dimension, it should be fine.

As long as its not public facing, I'm not too picky. Something like what I did for you with Freckles. Ranger type work.