The way all my ads as of late are slutty clothes, video games, and THC edibles.

a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is . ALT: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .

I'm getting way better at managing stress, dropped my pasta I made for lunch that I'd only had one bite of. Old Bry would've cursed any/everything while chucking the bowl across the room, but I just calmly/quietly cleaned it up and said "Hmm, okay, we can have a larger dinner tonight I guess." 🤣

That Saturday morning feeling

I don't ever bookmark because I just repost something if I want access to it, but I've noticed lots of people bookmark my posts, and I'm guessing they're probably just lurking and don't want to get caught liking/reposting smut, so I feel flattered when it happens. 🤣

Happy Birthday beautiful!

Hey y'all, a friend of mine has fallen on some hardships and could use some assistance with his monthly expenses. Totally okay if you can't donate, but he would greatly appreciate if you could repost to help signal bost this.

For me it's the Airheads, Runts, and Sweet Tarts

I can't disagree there, gonna have to get back on the manscape grind soon.

a bigfoot is walking into my wax appointment . ALT: a bigfoot is walking into my wax appointment .

So this is a little TMI, but I haven't really shaved my ass hair in a couple months, and I realized again today why I'm typically so on top of it, because the thong I was wearing during my run got tangled up in my curly ass hair and I had to basically wax myself to take it off before my shower.

Couldn’t decide so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lana Del Rey's pussy may taste like Pepsi Cola, but my Bussy tastes like McDonald's Sprite! She ain't special!

Breakfast is ready, get it while it’s hot!

Only Republican crossies have lopsided nipples. All the leftwing crossies have their proportions nailed to a T

Do I need to shave? Y or n?

The visible spank marks from before the picture was taken

A little see-through in the back 🫣

"Oh, crazy thing, but I never actually received one. Weird, huh?" 🤣

As a medical professional, I constantly struggle with not using informal terms for body parts.

Going into the weekend nice and smooth

Couldn’t decide on an angle, so here’s a few for #FCF 😋

This seemed sexy at the time but caused a lot of splashing

🤤🤤🤤

Day drunk and feeling myself

It is a femboy Friday and a fat ass Friday for you 🩷

Especially peachy and creamy!

Very mindful, very thick, very bubbly! 🤤

Very demure

I sent a friend a photo of me rocking my pigtails, and this MF gonna go "You're so considerate to give your tops handlebars like that.". I hate it here. 🤣