Enhance a TV title by changing a word to 'fuck.'

The Big Fuck Theory

It’s time to ban brakes obviously.

The £13 Grand difference might also be a reason that less people are buying a Swasticar.

a man with the letter h on his head Alt: Arnold Rimmer, the hologram from Red Dwarf, eating something at a stable and looking unsure as to what it is.

Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

A cartoon picture of a Minion from the Despicable Me films, lying on a plate with 3 slices cut from him. The legend below reads “Filet Minion”.

If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation.

I can’t believe Kemi Badenoch’s favourite Motorhead song is Ace of Spades.

I agree. The combination of the new owners and Tony Mowbray look like a great fit for each other and for the whole community of fans, the women’s team, the charities etc.

I doubt with PSR and our squad, we will go up or stay in contention over the next few years but everything feels positive again.

a man is standing on a bowling alley while another man watches . Alt: An old man is standing on a bowling alley while another man watches. The bowler just about lets the ball go which trickles down the bowling alley and miraculously gets a strike.

How I arrived on bluesky…

Also bear I mind that US spending includes all healthcare spending on veterans for life because they don’t have universal healthcare.

What with all the afternoon naps he gets in, especially on a Saturday afternoon, I fear he will be up with the larks and warming one of the best seats in the house to watch from.

Or nurse Cate in English😀

True integration requires a worm in the Irn-Bru and a dram in the Salsa.

Excellent lunch.

Just had to block another “I am ignoring your obvious joke in order to make pious, sanctimonious point that nobody needs to see” account.

Remarkable how so many people have no sense of humour whatsoever.

Brizzle

I thought it was Belarus, Rwanda, Isthmuses, Canary Islands and Sudetenland.

In fact, I'm sure the Sudetenland had something to do with the new administrations' policies.

None of the intelligentsia understand how ineffectual moral and ethical arguments are, when the prospects for so many, even middle and upper middle class people, are lives getting worse and harder, whilst the mega rich just take more.
It’s easier to believe someone has some answers for your benefit

three men are standing in a room with the words boys from the dwarf Alt: The Cat, Lister and Kryten from the TV series “Red Dwarf” are standing in a space ship, saying the words “boys from the dwarf”.

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What’s your all-time favorite TV show?

#TVSky

Elaine Stritch

Should have gone for muffs.

Ear muffs! Should have gone for ear muffs…

To all my new connections from TikTok, I just want to say:

Left shuffle, arm roll, moon walk, Hokey Cokey, wave form, head tilt, pirouette, back slide, robot shuffle, sashay, air guitar finish.

All to lip synced “Tragedy” (Steps’ version obvs!)

Surely Boxing Day is THE day for punching!

Of course. But you have to fry them in vegetable oil.

Not the worst way to go.

Walking on Portuguese beach headlands. Thunderstorms at night. Hugs from my grandchildren. Discovering a new favourite author. Live heavy metal music you feel through your chest. The smell of freshly brewed coffee.

Would be great to see a similar result tomorrow.

However, we don’t have the squad depth or the ability that his previous Albion team had and FFP prevents us building that.

I do feel that with him at the helm we will be safe for sure for a couple of seasons, entertained by the football and ready to go forward when the FFP brakes are released.

Genuinely delighted that Tony Mowbray is back. Excellent manager at this level and has learned to temper the all out entertainment with a (little) protection.

Delighted that he’s fit and well enough to take the role as well and he “gets” the club. 1/2

Why do the Albion never get drawn against these poor sides?

Would have liked to see White Hart Lane…

Lovely morning spent blocking the surprisingly attractive young ladies that all decided to follow me overnight.

1,000 “who they follow” and 8 “follows them” is a bit of a giveaway. Especially alongside 0 posts.

a woman sits at a desk with a book that says " getting started " Alt: A woman sits at a desk with a book that says " getting started " then puts her pen down and holds her head in her hands.

Me examining new followers.