one undercooked big mac is all we need

I miss those days 😭

America looks so stupid to the rest of the world, right now.

If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

Hey, you’re right. But also let’s repeal citizens united! Eliminate gerimandering. Promote term limits. We can do this!

I love this! 🩷

We have to talk specially about Citizens United. Always comes back to this—

We need to talk about this:
Citizens United opened the floodgates for unlimited money in politics — and we’re seeing the consequences

We need to talk about this:
Citizens United opened the floodgates for unlimited money in politics — and we’re seeing the consequences.

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

“WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH” IS OVER!!!!!!!

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

I thought your comment was satire until I read the article 😭

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Splitting up and spreading out infant/childhood vaccines only places the child at increased risk for the two most dangerous things re: vaccines:

The time they are not yet vaccinated and at risk for vaccine-preventable conditions, and

The car rides to the doctor’s office

The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Hey Republican politicians- are you sure you want everyone to have genital warts and no one to have birth control?

Have you thought this through?

It’s wild that Americans don’t get the link between lots and lots of people having guns and lots and lots of people getting shot.

The Democrats who forged Trump’s signature on that card and put it in Epstein’s papers 22 years ago to frame him when he was president in 2025 sure were diabolical.

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

People (Trump supporters) will just not believe the leaked information 🙃

Inventor of the waffle cone: here, enjoy a delicious cookie with your ice-cream

Inventor of the "cake" cone: eat this Styrofoam cup you piece of shit

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

Vote. Them. All. Out.