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“My” big buck with two of his harem.

Meet “my” big buck with two of his harem. There is a herd of roughly 15 deer who make my yard a regular resting place. 💕🦌💕

Soulmates are forever but more than likely, not in this lifetime.

Family is with whom you make it.

Hours alone could be ours alone

We need our allies more than ever.

Melancholy is the warm, fuzzy blanket of sadness.

The bears can’t sleep either.

if you die in a sex dream your sex life dies in real life

I just got back from a couple days in Montreal and the city is wonderful but it's a little weird being around unarmed citizens with healthcare who understand three syllable words.

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Sorry I didn’t come to your party but I have a bruise and everybody woulda asked me how I got it

When I die I want my hearse to play ice cream truck music

Pretty sure I don’t think I could ever really complete anyone however, driving someone insane now that’s something I could totally do.

You partially complete me.

I’m Canadian so our Thanksgiving was last month, but thanks for the thought. 😊

Thank you! 😊

HAPPY THANKSGIVING
to my American friends! 🇺🇸

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.

And to the rest of us … happy Thursday. 🇨🇦 ♥

Thank you 😊

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Just got your text.
Are we still on for last night?

I got my whole family gym memberships for Christmas.

I won’t have to buy anyone presents next year when they stop talking to me.

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