the saddest casualty of pompeii:(

A photorealistic mask of Clara Peller, the woman who shouted "Where's the Beef?" in old Wendy's commercials. The mask features her wavy grey hair and a string of pearls. The eyes are cut out, giving an incredibly unsettling appearance

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

Tim Curry in Frankenstein game

Oh my I didn't knot this existed. FMV games of the 1990s where sure something.

happy tenth birthday to The Rizzler

i personally think charlie brown should only reference early 2010s internet culture

i don’t like the idea that the peanuts gang live in and are aware of the year in real life.
to me they should live in a timeless void lodged in the fabric of time and space. yes i know snoopy fought in vietnam but that rule doesn’t apply to him.

Ted Allen from Chopped: Sorry, Unc. You have been chopped.

anyone do this yet?

hobo dinner

Kelsey Grammer would be a great name for a girl in a PBS cartoon who teaches you about adverbs alongside of a wisecracking squirrel named Nutley. Grammer would technically be misspelled but who cares it’s a bunch of stupid little kids watching it.

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

the way he’s bouncing around in the background in one unbroken shot is so damn funny

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

i'm sorry, the *what*?

Rosie O'Donnell holding hands with a chimpanzee wearing a wig and dressed exactly like her

Love this, love these two

the internet really used to be so much easier to hide behind, it’s crazy. if you told my sixteen year old self that you’d have to scan your ID to watch porn now i’d do everything in my power to make sure that Skynet was stopped for good

sometimes i feel like i wasted my high school years by not being social and doing really poorly in school, but then i remember that i used to do things like create fake social media accounts for the Larry The Cable Guy chips as if i worked there just to fuck with people. those memories are priceless

You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you

season 4 was at least ambitious and memorable even if it didn’t totally feel like Arrested Development, but I admired the format and I think it was perfect for a bingeable format. season 5 didn’t even have that hook AND it was criminally unfunny

stuck it out cause i was so ride or die for that show but man… NOTHING redeeming in that last season. and i defended season 4!!!

the fifth season of Arrested Development made me sick in the head

My biggest problem with Geese is the shit they leave everywhere

episode 018

made the mistake of criticizing the cinematography of Focker In Law on X (the everything app!)

my fatass thought this was a seinfeld sandwich at first

Garfield’s Nightmare

looked something like this