That looks like a party in a bowl 😍

These tactics are from state legislatures where the Dems ARE the majority party. If you want more of this on a national level, vote for more Democrats.

This is why I was hoping the Bears would win the Super Bowl.

That’s a major difference. Bravo!

I would nominate you for supreme emperor of the universe.

Lmaooooooo!!!

Flew Air Alaska once when they had no tail stand available upon landing and had to let everyone in the rear deplane first. Otherwise, we’d’ve had to nose of it pointing upright à la sinking ship. The flight attendants were furious and urged us all to complain to the company. 😅

This explains so much!

I was on a work call or I would have screamed. Keep having to remind myself that not everyone gets the privilege of living to the age where their joints are wearing out but that day was a particular challenge.

I miss mine so much!

It’s just being safe. Glad you’re careful.

Succinctly articulates something I try to point out all the time. They exist to forward Zuck’s agenda. People will find ways to use them, but they are fundamentally an anti social technology that exists to erode consent.

Goodnight sweetie. Sleep well.

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Got up from my chair last May, took three steps, and tore my meniscus.

I can see six.

I can see six. 😁

As Bernice King noted:

Ok, but is that fair? Diarrhea in a space suit is more popular than Trump.

“Pedro, where you going with that gum in your hand . . .?”

Your penance should be to practice writing with your left hand. Maybe start with crossword puzzles. 😁

You can even get in trouble for posting something like this:

But I’d like it to be once again unfashionable to display one’s bigotry.

former obama officials hopping on podcasts with the smug shit talking persona you can only get from letting fifty thousand syrian children die from poison gas while their lungs develop blisters and they drown in their own bodily liquids.

shut the fuck up

No amount of foofery can disguise the burnt taste of Starbucks coffee. I’ll make my own at home, thanks. Or I’ll drink high quality at NoFi, the coffee shop in San Antonio where my niece works, next time I get down there.

😅

And your administration is a bunch of drunks who refer to it as the Strait of Vermouth.

😅

Haven’t people heard of headphones? One person’s jam is someone else’s pure torture!

Like it was a diving board!