Wait til she hears about where they spit for anal 😭

Greek Orthodox painting of St. George on horseback slaying a dragon with a long spear / lance. There is a 1/3 size maiden riding behind him.

Happy St. George’s Day to everyone but especially the tiny maiden on horseback in this painting

Trying to light my face on fire, I reach for the cigarette lighter in my car, only for my fingers to find a usb port instead

Just driving and looked in the rearview, only to see a big tick crawling on my face 🫠

Such a babe

Omg the secret garden uncle 😭😍

2 down, 6 across I think

Good morning happy earth day

Lol finally got your 10 seconds Tim

Trying to breathe 😮‍💨

Went to the grocery store yesterday and saw that ground beef is over $10/lb. Lol haha you must be having a laugh 🤡

Love that for her 😻😻

Ever wonder if it's gonna be possible to retire without starving?

She is so, so pretty and probably a little, maybe just a smidge, I'm talking like a tad, crazy?

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all

I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

Konpeko!

So precious 🥹😻

Gnomes4lyfe

Apparently it's how you check if a scav is dead 🤷🏻‍♀️

Myke's in the basement playing tarkov with some friends, and I just heard one of them say "oh, go stick a finger in his bum"

Grogu and the Anzellans flying around

I wanna see a movie that's just dashcam footage of these guys zipping around

How do I get this power? Mushroom? Star?

Ultimately Silicon Valley’s fatal flaw is that it has a glut of losers in a loser echo chamber and they have no idea why nobody else thinks their ideas are good and fun

Yea, sir. The rascal’s drunk

Congrats! It feels like everythings gone up in price these days,except wages 😩

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

hey if you're feeling mentally all over the place it's nice to read a book