"We try to keep politics, if I'm confirmed, out of the Federal Reserve." Along with anything that might displease the Great Orange Gibbon.
Posts by Spencer Green
40 years ago today, history was not made. (cue The Be Sharps: "There was nothing in Al Capone's vault/But it wasn't Geraldo's fault")
The words of a five-year old bully who has been pushed into the mud.
He'd stare Epstein down until he wet himself.
Now I'm fondly imagining Stabler and Benson beating the shit out of him.
Leek and raccoon penis soup, two ways.
That's the perfect comparison to Trump's real estate career.
Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff will be sent back to Pakistan tomorrow for further negotiations with Iran.
Trump's insane Truth Social spree last night was just killing time before Netanyahu orders him to bomb Iran again.
Somebody's dwunk 'n' gwumpy!
That's something MAGAts would buy by the truckload.
But Trump said the Strait of Hormuz was completely open. Golly snakes, I don't know whom to believe. (hint: not Trump)
The urge to watch it and to not watch it is equally strong.
As counter-programming, I'll be reading Christopher Hitchens: "Religion is poison because it asks us to give up our most precious faculty, which is that of reason, and to believe things without evidence. It then asks us to respect this, which it calls faith."
"You are now in Isfahan."
"I am now in Isfahan..."
I'm imagining a "Three Stooges" short which begins with, "Where are those three new excavators we hired to recover the Iranian nuclear dust?" (Call it "Dust Bust")
As lemmings gather at Turning Point's "Build the Red Wall" event, I can only think of a variation on the old SNL joke: "Charlie Kirk is still valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead."
Imagine if this man had been given any love, no matter how small, in his life. (pause) Nah...he'd still be a scumbag.
Someone tell Pete Hegseth that this comes from Genesis 8:15-16, when God speaks to Noah.
Kill the suh-ver! Kill the SUHHH-ver!
Even Pam Bondi didn't cut raccoon penises off. (As far as we know.)
He just chose to ignore the pesky "separation of" part.
The one responsible for the Bluesky attack. ("Ain't I a DDoS stinker?")