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I’m glad that Alex Vesia didn’t pitch for team cop in the WBC but I am also INSANELY OFFENDED on his behalf at learning he was told if he enlisted, sorry, agreed to participate that he would only be used as a reserve.

Classic Pages.

Here comes the rally! (mildly delusional)

Attaway Preferred Kyle!!!

On mop up duty, once more.

PREFERRED KYLE

If these dorks get swept I will still show up to watch them on AppleTV because I have an aversion to quitting things, even when they’re bad for me (also, Emmet is likely starting)

Making predictions that have a high probability based upon performance.

(I mean, it’s fine, it’s just bothersome when it’s about people I like. Carry on.)

Why are you like this

Auspicious for the Giants. Welp.

Another very un-Vanilla Bean outing brewing? Auspicious.

HAI VANILLA BEAN

Love you!

Dodgers offence taking “Go Green” for Earth Day too far, pretending they’ve never faced pitching before.

Maybe it’s me

(trying something) what if Miggy hit a home run

Never mind, one ticket for the silly goose express please.

Fight, you love to see it

Maybe that fan should stick to their day job.

Comets win! ☄️

“He looked like he was trying to hitchhike alongside an interstate… and he got run over” 😂

Oh thank goodness we don’t have the only messy OF

Our first “The Comets are trying to kill me” of the week, bullpen edition. They’re gonna figure it out, but dudeee.

GODDAMNITOKC

Seems “fishy” no?

I think it’s more Beatles inspired than eastern bloc tbh

Excellent double, Noah.

Up to 10 HRs on the year.

Oh you do not want JT3’s bat to get hot again!!! (Yes, I really really do)