Calendar page: “Garlic is known to attract leeches.”
Jokeathon based on calendar page below
1) what do you do if you are a leech vampire?
2) This explains why all my worthless cousins like my pasta dishes
3) I always thought cash attracted leeches, not garlic
You’re welcome to hop in with your own
Looks so much like coastal Southern California
A different form of counterterrorism
My name is Joe, but, yeah, the rest is right
Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist.
Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)
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I love the surreal humor of early-90s SNL.
Behold: Magic Fish
youtu.be/TAw3-BMQSkE
Your world confuses and frightens me
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Adding the carrots makes it the healthy loco moco?
just kidding, though my go-to island food is manapua from the convenience store on the road between Wilcox hospital and the highway
I don’t know how you handle it. I’d be a blubbering mess every day doing your work.
Lovely family photo. You’re all so photogenic!
It’s April 22nd here, and at 6am it is already so warm I can drink my coffee outside comfortably. It’s going to be nearly 20F above average. We just finished the driest, least snowy winter in recorded history, with water conservation and fire weather warnings in place.
Happy Earth Day.
Only if you squeeze them in
Yes indeed.
The same day, it seems, as the infamous airing of Geraldo Rivera’s “Opening Al Capone’s Vault” to reveal…a bunch of dirt
Want mine? I hate it. Such a waste of space and water. Looking to xeriscape the front and turn the back into garden boxes. I have one already.
Why You Gotta Treat Me So Bad?
I Wanna Be Your Lover
Diamonds and Pearls
Purple Rain
Sign O The Times
Sucks, man. Sorry.
Looks like a cat-astrophe
I’m seeing it here, FYI
Reminds me of this: Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston, narrating Madonna’s “Sex” book
youtu.be/isFf3t_4Zbk
If, by New World Order, we mean government conducted by non-pedophiles and megalomaniacal corporations, then yes, sign us up for that New World Order.
You need to start monetizing your content here. If you do start charging for additional access at least graft me in as an early adopter
$1350/wk rent is eye watering JC. I know you’re in Sydney, which would be like NYC regarding rent, but damn.
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
Some good news from Colorado!
Viva los (or las?) tamales!
My light goes from off to 100-watt LED-equivalent daylight. I’m sure I just need to finagle with the settings, but its still a shock every morning.
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Good taste for sure.
Ask her if she likes Kid A, too.
When my wife and kids would leave and I was home alone, I’d put Kid A in the CD player, crank it up to max volume and just sit in the Sonic bath. The opening notes of “Everything in Its Right Place” still gives me shivers.
Turn on the vent fan please
