Captain William T. Riker dreams of a starship where all the chairs are barstools.

This deer had therapy, smoked a bunch, talked to girlfriends, now watching star trek

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

"ew i don't wanna swallow cum" ok nerd more for me

Happy Tranniversary 🏳️‍⚧️🥳🏳️‍⚧️🥳🏳️‍⚧️

there’s no limit to the amount of raisins you can put on your cereal

No, I said macrotonal music.
Here: put on these bodyphones.

interesting recession indicator I just spotted: the year is 2026, and the recession began in 2007 and at no point did it meaningfully abate for the vast, vast majority of people

A film photo of the titty sphinx mausoleum at Allegheny cemetery in Pittsburgh

titty sphinx

Kodak Gold 200 for tonez

Happy Tranniversary!!! 🎂🏳️‍⚧️🥳🎊

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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Dr. Hops has unfortunate news.

Let's get naked and smoke.

At the bathhouse, blushing into my locker

Waking up, throwing open my window, practicing my witch cackling

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

Listening to the dulcet tones of the spring birds, wind chimes, and the gun range.

Lmao YES

Oh no.
I'm inflamed with suffering again today.

*spills all my dice*

You do?

i’m not like other girls… (not a dj)

*Damon Albarn 2D voice in deep reverb*: Allllllergies-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies…

Look, a computer is only good for three things: playing Morrowind, playing Deus Ex, and figuring out which cables that you have still work.

A live baseball score: Nationals 1, Pirates 15

I go to one dyke bar and don't look at the score all night…

They're playing downtempo odd time sig Kirby music at the central outreach clinic while I wait to get my prep shot

damn it's gay in here

20WENTY YEARS OF TUNES NEIL

Book me to dj. I'll also write music for your video games, your art gallery, your porn, and your funeral. Also my body was body this morning.

Even when life is great I can still *brain jumps out of my skull*

Oh yeah. Panic attacks. That's a thing that happens to me. Almost forgot.