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I THINK I need a break from it. That is my firm OPINION.

I’m going mooching around shops so I’m not here for PMQs at lunchtime.

No clue. I’m supposed to be on leave this week 😫😂

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😫

Oh dear. The weakest of weak reasons. He’s toast.

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A bit of a sinister pre-follow?

“If I can inspire some women or young girls, even in a small way, to get out on their bikes, that would make me very happy”

A gentle opener, a “brute” of a Yorkshire stage, and a historic London TTT: Route details for the 2027 Tour de France Femmes UK Grand Départ revealed
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🎶 I’m Mandy…fire me!

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

If you see this, quote it with a picture of young you!

Packing from some Rough Oatcakes

My drag name?

It won’t be long before he’s feeling a complete arse again.

I find things that provoke emotional reactions get remembered better than other things. Maybe that happened.

So he’s lost Millliband and Lammy according to this article, and Cooper is critical elsewhere.

This isn’t a prime minister with authority.

It was around 1995 in Barcelona.

The first time I’d had a proper Italian pizza from a proper forno oven. In Spain.

It was like everything I’d ever had before was a poor copy of pizza.

Always wipe after, then wash your hands.

I remember when CDs first came out and everyone raved about the purity of DDD…

Disappointed by Emily Thornberry’s view of Ollie Robbins as expressed on The News Agents.

She has failed to understand why Robbins couldn’t tell others more about the vetting other than the final verdict.

My bilingual daughter used to ask her (northern) mum if she could have a “bath”, but would ask (southerner) me if she could have a “barth”.

Don’t even start on meal names.

Breakfast, no problem. Otherwise…

Was hoping for cake or a dessert, ngl.

😂😂😂

Without Starmer there to answer the points this feels like parliamentary masturbation.

Peoples opinions of those as relative metrics will vary ☺️

She’s here again.

God I hate overly dramatic, smug Tory MPs.

Cancel the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Trump will be guest of honor at the “nerd prom,” with journalists serving as suck-ups

Journalists planning to honor Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner have a choice:
A. Party with the dictator, wear fancy clothes and network to boost their careers.
B. Stand up for democracy by staying home.
They’re going to choose A. It looks terrible now. It will look worse to history.

Ministers don’t need vetting, apparently…

By a stunning coincidence, I happened to visit the one near(ish) to me for the first time today and was surprised by the branding.

Looks as knackered and depressed as before.

JD Vance negotiates from a "position of power" after Trump tweets.