DC statehood yesterday

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

Aww it hurts to like this so I won’t click the heart, but wishing you both all the best. 💖

Going straight to jail for being too hot in Ohio

Mini cast iron stove with pen ,thumb and cup for scale

Per my DM:

Famed Nazi Richard Spencer getting his shit rocked

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a yellow shirt . Alt: a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a yellow shirt .

Two of my favorite coworkers gave notice today

Libra: You will get your dream job today. Unfortunately, it's that dream where you're being chased by fanged clowns with bloody cleavers trying to give you a copy of Dianetics.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Hoping for the best! I'm sorry that must be very stressful. <3

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Looks great!! 😊

All I hear in my head is “you’re probably wondering how I got here”

WHY ISN’T HE DEAD YET??!?? WHATS TAKING SO LONG???

Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene

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Fidelity, never beating the allegations of being the Worst Custodian

Keep going ladies you can get this lower!

The #1 cause of teen pregnancies is adult men, so no wonder this pedoadmin has a problem with it.

50b over five years is literally nothing and it’s a drop in the bucket compared to all the cuts. And only 15% can even be used for patient care. It’s not “additional funds”.

Where?

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

laughing at this again, all to myself

I love when a rideshare driver can match my freak (doesn’t want to make small talk)

Enshittification is real. Sometimes dog beds just explode now. No issues until POOF, stuffing everywhere for innocent dogs to stand in.

Gotta be inkjet printer ink, right?

My boyfriend will know what to do. [turns on Columbo episode, takes notes]