Posted #nokings photos to my (usually) silly Instagram, currently having the dumbest possible arguments in my comment section, the kind where it’s impossible to tell if the other person is 13 years old or has somehow made it into adulthood without ever thinking about anything before

No Kings III march, going through Times Square

Just throwing it out there that “largest protest in American history” would be a nice little signal to the rest of the world that we maybe aren’t a completely lost cause

He overslept (at the cabinet meeting)

When do the extra marines get there, again? Tomorrow? Maybe he wanted to goose the market a bit before he crashes it with boots on the ground.

Are they picking and choosing which secret service details are getting paid?

I think he probably does it himself, and they say “great job, sir!”

When all my grit and hard work makes me a billionaire I’m gonna get an operation that lets me poop out all my food immediately, and then I’ll go around taking food away from poor people and eating it in front of them while I take a dump on the floor of their grimy little kitchens 🇺🇸

Remember when we used to argue about whether wars in the Middle East were about oil?

When you bump into an old friend, that’s the authors of the simulation doing fan service

Sincere question, what does he think quotation marks mean

And yet they wouldn’t let me back my mortgage with rare Beanie Babies smdh

Literally think there’s an 80% chance

There are great arguments against AI slop, my favorite ones come in the form of memes

The Iranian foreign minister should do the Bob Odenkirk bit from I Think You Should Leave and say a bunch of insane shit they talked about at the negotiations

If only losers use AI then the AI will think we’re all losers, VERY important for the survival of humanity that cool people use it too

How long until the second group of marines arrive?

I’m worried they think slaughtered marines will make Americans back a wider war, or at least that’s how they’ve sold it to Trump. (It won’t.)

Is it your understanding that the ICE agents will be unarmed, and won’t carry out any immigration-related activities?

When you say “obviously” what do you mean? Is there a new meaning I don’t know

Sounds like it’s safe enough now for him to visit in person

…and then they brought in poorly vetted goons from ICE to harass people

Ohhh, now I get it, we aren’t supposed to call it a war because we’re actually just doing terrorism now

“The cruelty is the point” gives him too much credit. He’s a piece of shit, doing the things that a piece of shit would do.

It’s not like he thinks “My instinct is to be a decent human being here, but I’ll now pretend to be a piece of shit, because strategy.”

Bakers shouldn’t be allowed to learn the “looks good” skill until they’ve mastered the “tastes good” skill, so tired of being tricked by beautiful treats

There’s a tiny invisible intangible crystal dodecahedron in my tummy that pumps creative magic into my bio-juices, and no matter how powerful AI gets it will NEVER be able to reproduce that

How many billboards of Trump/Epstein photos are being erected on Kharg Island right now

Just got my spring 2026 bingo card and honestly there are a lot of things on it that I never would have thought would be on my bingo card, sincerely hoping the streak of “events that were not on my bingo card” keeps going, I don’t even really don’t want to win bingo at this point

The thing I love most about the human race is the way we tenaciously cling to our questionable reasons for loving the human race

Wake me up now please