"Robotnik: Mobile Robotics Solutions | Autonomous Mobile Robots"

Oh come on

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

It's really understated just how Hellish late March and early April are for retail workers. People are buying their springtime clothes and equipment, and their Easter clothes which are actually a really, really big deal, apparently. This is like 70% as bad as the Christmas season in terms of stress.

_Dating Games – Kimimi The Game-Eating She-Monster Posts about _Dating Games written by Kimimi

Looks like it's time for my annual reminder that dating sims/romantic games are not a joke genre, and any person/developer/site who thinks they are is only showing their lack of awareness/experience with them:

kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/category/_da...

April Pets Day!
🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

Mouse hates being pet, but he hates being called a fool more 😊

I agree. Here’s Loki helping with my work.

r/weddingplanning u/bridgetgoes • 6h Sushi at an Aquarium wedding Vendors/Venue is it horrible to serve sushi during cocktail at an aquarium wedding. They venue offers it but something feels wrong. Would you feel weird eating sushi surrounded by live fish. Am I overthinking this.

A picture of a black cat looking up at the camera

baby

A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now." The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Cover page of The Learning Company Software Catalog from Fall of 1991 with a group of children who are waaaay too excited to be playing "Super Solvers: OutNumbered!"

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

Torbie cat sleeping stretched out on her human's blanketed legs. Paws are extended, long cat is long.

Zoey is helping me read past my bedtime.

A photo of a black and white cat upside down looking too cute for this world.

Ralph!!!!

🙃

You have been visited by the Nanna Manksome The Fyshmonger.

Like to buy a stinkly fyshtopus.

Reskeet to buy a bukkit o' Gushin' Gape Clams.

Like and reskeet for Nanna's Hormny krabble surprise!

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

the enshittification of skibidi toilet

i believe in the indomitable human spirit because across all cultures we have understood to put yummy things inside of dough pockets

"The stolen bars were from KitKat's new Formula One line, a result of KitKat's becoming the official F1 chocolate bar last year, the Athletic reported. The candy bars were molded after race cars, still featuring KitKat's iconic chocolate-covered wafers. Due to the theft, the stolen KitKat bars could make their way into unofficial markets, Nestle warned. Company officials said that if that does occur, law enforcement can trace stolen product through batch codes assigned to individual bars."

Free band name: Black Market KitKats

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

a sketchy skull-faced figure with long hair, blue and black tones on white

digital ghost bedtime sketch

Sometimes cancelling a project is the right call.

Leggy~

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

Abolish women's sports.

Also abolish men's sports.

Make all sports co-ed.

Full stop. Period.

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

They’re seething right now, posting a lot of “you peons just don’t understand” stuff

wait so they watched people spend years building curated feeds by hand and thought 'cool, let's automate that exact thing.' reading the room has never been a platform strength

To my fellow Illinoians:

www.ilga.gov/members/Find... to find your state rep and state senator and their numbers

Governor pristker's office number :
312-814-2121

Call all three and demand this act is voted no on. No one in my state wants this crap.

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Crochet Project #7: Granny Stitch Baby Blanket On Friday, I finished another #crochet project: a granny stitch baby blanket inspired by a pattern by Kim Werker. I say inspired by because I made a number of modifications.

On Friday, I finished another #crochet project: a granny stitch baby blanket inspired by a pattern by Kim Werker. I say inspired by because I made a number of modifications, which are detailed in the post.