Because landlords are bastards

the penne opticon

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

Congrats!

Sterling K. Brown explains the streaming economics of why we don’t get more eps

The loss of 22 episode seasons means we're losing out on the time honored tradition of "episode in which recurring character is suddenly turned evil via MacGuffin and now the actor gets to have fun"

I just want everyone to know that when you spot factual errors or other mistakes in my work, that is NEVER the result of a genAI hallucination. I made those errors myself, all on my own, through genuine, hard-working human incompetence

🎵 Fly me near the moon 🎶

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Just a helpful reminder to everyone: Wednesday is April 1st. If you see a news story or something that looks like a news story that makes you think "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!??" ...the answer is probably yes, yes they are, that's it exactly.

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unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will
be entering the lexicon

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow."

legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

Can we have spring back now please.

Having read the article, it seems to me like the deputy head didn't like the title of a book, then asked an AI to tell him which books were "inappropriate for kids" without actually looking at it

Now let’s not just write people off without hearing their reasons

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:

❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

"Later that night, around 2AM, the little robot was found on its back, its wheels endlessly spinning, while a feral, blood-covered Gritty ate the cheesesteaks from its ruptured belly -- cheesesteaks the robot was once meant to deliver."

Gas prices are crazy. You should invest in a solar powered lawn mower.

It's also the drinking

Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.

CNN: Peter Thiel, the billionaire venture capitalist and MAGA donor, is in Rome this week for a series of private lectures on the Antichrist. It’s an event that the Vatican, and the pope, are treating with caution.

The ability to buy anything on account of having too much money wrecks a person's brain just like a zero-gravity environment destroys muscle mass and bone density.

Human bodies are designed for resistance and they liquefy rapidly without it.

Firefly just isn't that good. I have seen Firefly, including the movie, and I couldn't name more than two characters. I have no recollection of a single episode or story beat from that show.

Firefly is an illusion of what could have been if Fox hadn't pulled the plug. It's vaporware tv.

"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages

Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline

Trump really is fast. It took the previous 4 US presidents 20 years to replace Taliban with Taliban. It took Trump just a week to replace Khamenei with Khamenei.