YOU GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN

Mine is the bloke who keeps sitting in my favourite seat on the train to work. I'll find out where he lives eventually.

StubHub allowed prolific tout to list 300 tickets for sold-out Lewis Capaldi show Expert says ‘reason to suspect industrial-scale criminality’ as TGCES lists 306 Sheffield tickets for up to £248 each

These people are an absolute cancer.

(Touts and reseller platforms, not Lewis Capaldi)

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I am SCREAMING

Whoop: "health isn't a product, it's a practice"
Also Whoop: "here are the three tiers of subscription for our health product"

Cat's been missing three weeks. She's been found today, 11km away. Little twat.

COME ON YOU KNOW

Thanks Becs!

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I would get better connectivity from two tins joined together with a bit of string than I do from TFW WiFi.

Spider-Man to split in two with one going cosmic starting in September 2025 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN by Joe Kelly, Pepe Larraz and John Romita Jr. kicks off a long-term era starring two Spideys, one Earthbound and one galaxy-faring.

I wonder if Marvel editorial will ever decide there are too many spider-people.

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Jesus wept, mun. Get the guillotine out.

She came from Neath, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied media at Ty Coch college

Just because there's not a pandemic on doesn't mean you don't have to wash your hands anymore, lads; come on mun. Ych a fi.

Mon Mothma raving her tits off was not on my Andor season 2 bingo card.

There's no such thing as multitasking; just starting ten things and never finishing any of them.

Good evening to everyone except that fucker who sat in my favourite seat on an otherwise empty train the other day. I remember your face, pal.

I tell you what, lads; The Chancellor's spring statement is going to be fucking WILD.

Fair Play, Justin Trudeau is going to come out of all of this looking like an actual statesman.

We are all so absolutely fucked.

Anything interesting happening in the news today then?

The British lad playing John Stewart is a fantastic actor. I absolutely cannot wait for this show.

*sad trombone noises*

So we have schrodinger's socialist agian, where the left are simultaneously so repellent to voters our anti racism turns them racist and at the same time have so much power over voters it's our fault centrists aren't doing better.

Possibly the greatest piece of travel writing ever.

If you're saying "Roman salute" then you're fucking complicit and an apologist and can kindly get in the fucking sea you absolute conts.

Lonely Planet's guide to the roundabouts of Llansamlet is available now.

Not sure I'm on board (fnar fnar) with Google wallet referring to my commute as a "trip to Llansamlet".

Come to Llansamlet! See our fuckloads of car garages! Get a job at one of our soul-destroying call centres!

Ban curry houses that don't have lime pickle in their chutney trays.