"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Had a date that went so shitty I started believing in God.

Makin me a reply gal ova heahhh 😍✌🏻💨

This needs to happen

It all went exactly according to plan. Music can really save you.

Much love, strength and healing to your and your family, Owen. My deepest condolences.

Theo Parrish tomorrow. Another seven hours. Looking forward to being as crisp as apple juice and dancing with many beautiful women.

True and sick read

Oh yeah Phish fans they got all yr good sides too. Enjoy yourself.

ITS BEEN FUCK JD FOREVER, AND ALL THE WOMEN THAT I KNOW WHO FUCK WITH HOOPS AGREE.

FUCK HIM AND HIS STRAIGHT SHOT.

Next DB flyer.

It’s the best. I love to be exhausted before 10:45 AM.

I’d only like Will more if he shifted from (u.s.) football to basketball.

I’m attracted to two and only two cis men. One is my laser hair removal specialist and the other is comedian Will Sennett. They’re both extremely pretty.

Watch out babe, there’s gambling in that casino.

The only good request is “one more song,” and that is only permitted after the first song in the set.

On Cinema At The Cinema host New Amato making amends with troubled Dootle Dot character Baxter. Cloud has no idea what is happening because Cloud is dead weight to the Dootle Dots brand.

Peace is an achievable goal.
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Nardwuar hands me a polaroid of a closed coffin. "What is... is that me?" He's doing that face to the camera. "Is that me Nardwuar?"

I feel like I should be giving MC Lyte’s induction speech.

The Bieber set truly makes me regret turning down a Fake Limbs reunion this year. Had I known I could just do that I would’ve said “yes” immediately.

get doorknob'd idiot

The most Pisces movie ever made

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Beautiful day to feel like the last 20 minutes of “A Serious Man”

You’d have to ask @shartcircuit.bsky.social

I dunno I think neoliberalism’s grand plan of dismantling the welfare state and the social contract and replacing them, respectively, with nothing and nothing created a pretty fertile breeding ground for fascism and this isn’t even particularly controversial anymore.

Albert Brooks And His Home Impressions Kit | Carson Tonight Show YouTube video by Johnny Carson

one of the best talk show routines ever

youtu.be/5DnkJI0gYWY?...

All I have done in the past three days is eat food, hang with deep buds, look cute, confess everything to a robot, dance and gab with nice men and gorgeous women, sweat, cry, not sleep enough, praise a beautiful dog, and drive around jamming righteous tunes.
Now how do I turn that into a a career?