logged in for the first time in like a year what’s up party people

RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.

Ever since I started working remotely I take a little 10 minute walk in the sun after any soul sucking task or meeting and it has completely changed my life. This should be legally protected

so ur telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

i can’t wait until someone starts shipping them zusk 💀

i wonder if i’ll ever be fortunate enough to have a bf?

No terfs on bluesky because they need to have friends to get invited

absolute cutie pie

hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

“Monday, July 3” gotta be the fakest workday in American history

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

i tried liking ur tweet and it showed up as -1 lmaoo

LMAO this is so good

Get comfortable. We’re grilling bologna.

I’ve got an “idea” for you to “debate”: give me $20

they made the kool-aid man woke and filled him with genderfluid

put those dogs away