The Thing.

My wife is laughing at me, because she heard me yell at the dog, "No no no! Get out, I want to shit alone for once!"

I mean, he's cute, but damn.

I bought some shapewear. Trying to deside if I should be offended by the name of the importer. 😂

Screenshot of an X.com post by Mike Cosper (@MikeCosper) criticizing a so-called “wholesome alternative” to Bad Bunny’s Spanish-language performance, saying it involved rapping about “topless dancers” and guns, and calling it a “bad, bad joke.” Below is an embedded post by Blue Georgia (@BlueATL…) mocking Kid Rock’s TPUSA halftime show performance, saying the audio was out of sync, with a video still of Kid Rock performing on a stage with an American flag backdrop.

Wholesome, Christian entertainment!

All these stunning women, and I'm just trying to watch Pedro vibing.

This is what I think of this conservative crap.

What do you think of the main menu of my upcoming indie horror game “PROJECT SONGBIRD”?

The light changes based on the IRL time of day 🌅🌃

Coming 03/26/2026 to Steam, PS5, and Xbox

🔗in🧵

#indiegames #HorrorGames #gaming #horror #steamgames

Happy Threshold Day!

What a life.
#puppy #SleepyPuppy

Thank you! Not only did they score, they did it 4 times and won.

Your yearly reminder that we do not play drums next to newborn babies or their freshly postpartum mothers, no matter how dope we may think the baby is.

This is a safe space to admit that The Polar Express is creepy af

The difference between me and my wife, illustrated. lol

An earthquake rocked Lydon, blocking roads and smashing carts, but it also cracked open deep mountain passages. What lies inside? Natural dangers, monsters, lost civilizations… or treasure. Only the brave will find out. Whispers say something ancient has awakened below. Join today! shorturl.at/bzeNV

K9 and a Dalek took part in Tom Baker’s recent MBE Investiture ceremony.

#DoctorWho #FourthDoctor #TomBaker

So, I’m in the kitchen, channeling my inner forensic scientist: paper towels on the floor, fake blood (food dye + sugar), testing drips off a knife vs. hand. My wife walks in, doesn’t even blink, just starts giving splatter tips like it’s date night. And that, friends, is why I married her. 🖤

A harvest festival turns deadly when fiends strike, kicking off a chain of events that invites an ancient power back into the world. Now the party must race to set things right. Time is running out, and something ancient is waking…
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An earthquake rocked Lydon, blocking roads and smashing carts—but it also cracked open deep mountain passages. What lies inside? Natural dangers, monsters, lost civilizations… or treasure. Only the brave will find out. Whispers say something ancient has awakened below.
Join Here: shorturl.at/bzeNV

Convo with my oldest. They're not wrong. Lol.

I still wonder what the hell direction Tim Curry was given when singing Toxic Love in Ferngully. "Okay, Tim, we need you to make every mom in the audience want to fuck a pile of sludge."

Ugh! This is my plan for coping with that stressful game.

C'mon Vladdy!

This fucking game is gonna kill me. C'mon, Jays. Please win this.

A watercolour painting of a sunrise over mountains.

My first watercolour painting. I made so many mistakes. Making sure the water is right is the most difficult part, but it's something I'll get better at with a little practice. =)

What’s it like inside your head?

Fucking fireworks. It's 12:30!

High convo with my oldest.