I absolutely love when patients say they work in some kind of healthcare field and then claim that the pharmacy has no right to know what they’re using a medication for and we shouldn’t be questioning them as if that’s not my literal fucking job.
This is just dumb excuses. I’ve never heard of people having so many “accidents”.
I understand calling off when you’re sick maybe a couple times a year but when you call off weekly or more than once a week there’s no excuse for that just because you don’t feel like coming in. I don’t wanna come in either. But I can’t call off. If I’m not here, no one can be here.
Behind a car with a t*rump “fight” and an Israel flag bumper sticker.
And then also a Christian cross, obviously for their local church, bumper sticker.
Make these people make sense.
Someone near us has the glp farts and the guy behind us literally doesn’t stop commentating the game in the worst monotone voice.
Plz send help.
LGP 🖤💛
The last thing Gene needs is caffeine! 🧡
Not sure yet. Online estimates say maybe around $1500
Our water heater busted while we were at work so our basement flooded…again. Not nearly as bad as the flood 2 years ago.
Now I’m wondering if we can just sell our house as is asap and break even on the sale so we can get the fuck out of here.
Me at the counsel window: good morning! 😊
Patient: I don’t have any questions
Me: cool I’ll just go fuck myself then
Does it kill people to be nice?!?!?
Mitchell came for a late dinner tonight 🖤 and now I’m casually crying over the memory of when Roberta alerted me that she had babies and then one day finally brought them to me. And now one baby still stops by. I haven’t seen Roberta, Jack or Kat since around Thxgiving 😢🖤
The mall was too far away when I was a teen so we hung out at Target and Wegmans 🤣
Toe bean Caturday 🧡
Thank you! It was his first time, he was nervous
Gene was trying to help Artemis land 😹
Maroon
Steve Carell’s new show Rooster is really enjoyable. Fast, witty dialogue. A little cheesy but I’m liking the characters. It’s a quick watch and doesn’t require a ton of effort to understand the story.
Filed my taxes. The federal government better give me my motherfucking money asap 💵
The only insane orange man this world needs. 🧡
This is actual insanity.
I stand by my 11th grade APUSH research paper that the United Stated of America is a terrorist country for using the atomic bomb to end WW2.
If that deranged MFer truly uses nukes today like he says he will, he is a fucking terrorist.
Oh boo. That’s a crazy price! Hope everything turns out ok!
Look into pet insurance! I pay like $100/month total for my cats and when Gene cost me $6500 at the emergency vet in December I was able to get about $4800 back from the insurance.
Is tomorrow really going to happen? Because threads has me spiraling into moderate-severe anxiety of post destruction effects.
Leo has a bad case of the Mondays 💤😴
Husband and I are doing what husbands and wives do…while we’re doing that Gene apparently ate a fortune cookie and the fortune was “anticipate a joyful reunion with a loved one” 😂😂😂
“What the heck are you guys doing open on a Sunday? I thought you were closed on Sunday?”
And yet here you are, Steve 🙄
Over/under 5 people who say “I’m sorry you’re open today” or something similar at the pharmacy. Yes because of you, Diane!
Eat your beans and power your car!
Gas at Sheetz went up 20¢ in the 30 minutes I was at the grocery store. $3.99 up to $4.19 😵💫 Good thing I get gas at getgo and get 30¢ off per gallon!
