Woof, ya know?

You mean, "Mother"?

If there is one low quality thing to know about Sagan, it should be how classist he actually was.

(Oh my dog it hurt to make that joke please forgive me, memory of Carl Sagan!)

*blush*

She's doing a mighty fine plec on that rock there

If it were me, she'd have her choice: me awkwardly ducking and bobbing to avoid her eye contact so she would know I didn't have anything to say; overwhelming her with every detail about something she'd never have interest in anyhow? Seems to me, no response is preferable, so I just keep my yap shut.

Woof

So eet, you might be one day

A box says parasol medical with a picture of a red and white parasol. Parasol is another word for umbrella.

Oh... Oh no!

Tiny omelets.

Sorry, couldn't resist

At the mall. Too bright, too many smells, too many noses, too bright, music is too loud, everyone echos, too bright. Who the hell brings a wolf to a mall?

That's one hell of a look!

doink

Pups, I think that was accomplished the day you started barking at people coming into your room

Did you know many people with autism have a strong connection to transit? 🚇🚍

Today, we proudly partnered with the Autism Transit Project for the 4th year in a row, hosting young transit enthusiasts and their families for a special day of fun with Metro. Thanks for joining us! 🫶

Happy Autism Acceptance Month! Starting TODAY and all month long, in-station announcements will be voiced by young transit enthusiasts with autism like Dante featured here! ♾️

You mean he was inside you the whole time? Dude, that's hardcore

You found him‽ Where was he all this time?

Okay, but this ginger is about to be red all over for a different reason...

*Eyes the bed of poison ivy he's standing in*

A-fuckin-men

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. If you have so much as the twitch of an issue with providing loving, AFFIRMING care and support to trans kids (and adults!), then may I quote David Lynch to say

"Fix your hearts, or die."

And I fuckin' mean it.

#transrights
#transdayofvisibility

A still from Twin Peaks featuring David Duchovny as the character Denise and David Lynch as Agent Cole. The text reads: And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.

All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.

Thanks, bro. I need that sometimes lol

Hey bro, mind if I squeeze your pecs?

Rrrruffff

Oh no! Don't die, you're too pretty to die!

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"

No laughing matter! This neurotypical woman would like you to be sadder about your autism please A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”. Karen Hoyland, 52, who overheard you making a crass,…

A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”.

My house is being painted, so everything is out of place and it's difficult to walk around and I hate it and the smell is wrong. I know I'm going to love the outcome, but oh my dog I'm constantly on the brink of meltdown the last few days #actuallyautistic #whatswrongwithyourdog