I love reddit

Yeah, I dunno, man, at this point, it's kind of along "Soon my deathray will destroy Metropolis" supervillainy

Terminator 2 scene: John Connor says, "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean." The Terminator replies, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." John says, "Major drag, huh?"

I almost got run over by someone this morning and then he had the audacity to honk at me when I didn’t get out of the crosswalk fast enough 😭

Making shrooms #pottery #ceramics

Perfect

Back on my bullshit (tiny vases and transfers) #pottery #ceramics

Agreed. I feel like theres a lot of people with little dogs who don’t feel like they need to put in as much effort with training as they would if it was a bigger dog.

It’s always the same breed, it’s never a “dangerous” breed biting at my leggings because I dared to overtake them on a trail.

So tired of being on a ON LEASH trail and having someone’s little crusty white dog lunge at me either off leash entirely or on one of those super long rope leashes that stretches across the entire trail. You don’t deserve a dog.

Quietly whispering into Maple’s fur “I would dump Jessie Buckley for you”

Rosie says I’ll be great at it

Don’t worry I corrected it

What was I even saying to my ac villagers during the height of Covid

Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards

I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit

I forgot my headphones at home today and let me tell you it was torture to sit alone with my thoughts all day

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Pls don’t die

Yeah it took forever for mine to send I thought it would fail. We’re being silenced!

Emerald really said “allegory? I don’t know her” and just made a very pretty movie about some assholes.

Don’t get me wrong… I still liked it 👀

I could write an essay about Emerald Fennel’s Wuthering Heights but I’m just going to rewatch Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette instead.

I fear I understand superman because you would not believe how many people I know (including my own mother) will walk right past me when I’m not wearing my glasses

I might live to regret this

HEY THEY SAID CANADA THAT’S WHERE WE’RE FROM

(that was amazing)

Enjoyed the sunny day by accidentally going off trail and then slipping and falling in the woods where no one would find me. Only bruised though so it’s okay.

Wait a second

Cheese and jalapeño sourdough loaf