Judge: I order you to pay $10,000.

Mario: Why?

Judge: It’s a fine.

Mario: No itsa not.

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I have to be successful because I like expensive stuff.

#Sarcasm

I have to be successful because I like expensive stuff.
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Go Braless, it will pull the wrinkles out of your face.

#FunnyAdvice

Go Braless, it will pull the wrinkles out of your face.
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I don't dress for women.

I don't dress for men.

I dress so I won't get arrested, mainly.

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Never seek revenge.

Rotten fruit will fall by itself.

#FunnyAdvice

That's a terrible idea. I'm in !

#Funny #Jokes

That's a terrible idea. I'm in !
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Beware of... Well...Just beware.

#Absurd #Jokes

Beware of... Well...Just beware.
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Today’s goal:

Do enough to stay employed.

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Interviewer: What’s this gap in your resume?

Me: That’s from when I got lost in an IKEA.

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They didn’t end slavery, they just modified it.

#Memes

They didn’t end slavery, they just modified it.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

#ClassicalArtMemes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Me: This is a hard escape room.

Boss: You're at work.

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I went to a linen convention.

It was a sheet show.

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Fall in love with your problems, maybe they will leave you too.

#FunnyAdvice #Memes

Fall in love with your problems, maybe they will leave you too.
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Too lazy to explain myself. Just judge me.

#Sarcasm

Too lazy to explain myself. Just judge me.
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People always say I look good for my age because I tell them I’m 96.

#Jokes

People always say I look good for my age because I tell them I’m 96.
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The electric light did not come from the continuous improvement of candles.

#Ironic #Jokes

The electric light did not come from the continuous improvement of candles.
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Being an adult sucks, take all the naps you can.

#Ironic #Jokes

Being an adult sucks, take all the naps you can.
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Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around?

#Sarcasm

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around?
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I've never met anyone who's lost at Russian Roulette.

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A sign of intelligent person is their ability to simplify things, not complicate them.

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#Aphorisms

Depression cannot hit a moving target.
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My boss: “Quick question.” Me on a Friday: Absolutely not.

#WorkHumor

My boss: “Quick question.”
Me on a Friday: Absolutely not.
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Freezers should play sad music when you're out of ice cream.

#Sarcasm #Memes

Freezers should play sad music when you're out of ice cream.
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Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. You made your choice.

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Me: "You said dress for the job you want."

Boss: "Give me my clothes back."

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The secret to a happy marriage: one bed, two blankets.

#Memes

The secret to a happy marriage: one bed, two blankets.
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Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

#Memes

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.
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Definitely need some comprehensive training before I start my new job at the restaurant.

I just can’t wait.

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I met my wife at a single's night.

I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids.

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